words to make your day better!

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Perhaps this will help your day go better!

Here are some ways of dealing with the burdens of life:

1. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to

eat them.

2. Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the

middle of it.

3. Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their

maker.

4. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

5. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was

probably worth it.

6. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a

warning to others.

7. Never buy a car you can't push.

8. Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then

you won't have a leg to stand on.

9.Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.

10.The second mouse gets the cheese.

11.When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

12.Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you

live.

13.You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the

world to one person.

14.We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are

pretty, and some are dull. Some have weird names, and all are

different colors. But they all have to live in the same box.

15.A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

copied from another list I am on. Gwen