Fw: 80 year old; Re: O/T A Good Laugh

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Hi All,

This is off topic, but thought we all could use a good laugh once in awhile.

Take care and God Bless,

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> > >An 80 year old man went for his annual check-up and the doctor said,

> > > " Friend, for your age you're in the best shape I've seen. " =

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> > >The old feller replied, " Yep. It comes from clean living. Why I know I

> > >live a good, clean, spiritual life. " =

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> > >

> > >The doctor asked, " What makes you say that? " The old man replied, " If

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> > >didn't live a good, clean =

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> > >life, the Lord wouldn't turn the bathroom light on for me every time I

> > >get up in the middle of the night. " =

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> > >

> > >The doc was concerned. " You mean when you get up in the night to go to

> > >the bathroom, the Lord Himself turns the light on for you? " =

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> > >

> > > " Yep, " the old man said, " whenever I get up to go to the bathroom, the

> > >Lord turns the light on for me. " =

> > >

> > >

> > >Well, the doctor didn't say anything else, but when the old man's wife

> > >came in for her check-up, he felt he had to let her know what her

> > >husband said. =

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> > >

> > > " Your husband's in fine physical shape but I'm worried about his mental

> > >condition. He told me that every night when he gets up to go to the

> > >bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for him. " =

> > >

> > >

> > > " He what? " she cried. =

> > >

> > >

> > > " He said every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom, the Lord

> > >turns the light on for him. " =

> > >

> > >

> > > " AHA!!! " she exclaimed. " So he's the one who's been peeing in the

> > >refrigerator! " =

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