prison break

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Escape from Prison "

          Three women escaped from prison. One was a

redhead, one a

          brunette, and one a blonde. They ran for

miles until they came

          upon an old barn where they decided to

hide

in the hayloft and

          rest. When they climbed up, they found

three large gunnysacks and

          decided to climb into them for camouflage.

          About an hour later the sheriff and his

deputy came into the

          barn. The sheriff told his deputy to go up

and check out the

          hayloft. When he got up there the sheriff

asked him what he saw

          and the deputy yelled back, " Just three

gunnysacks. "

          The sheriff told him to find out what was

in them, so the deputy

          kicked the first sack, which had the

redhead in it. She went,

           " Bow-wow " , so the deputy told the sheriff

there was a dog in it.

          Then he kicked the sack with the brunette

in it. She went,

           " Meow " , so the deputy told the sheriff

there was a cat in it.

          Then he kicked the one with the blonde in

it, and there was no

          sound at all. So he kicked it again, and

finally the blonde said,

           " Potatoes " .