Re: : Serving The Public JOKE

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pen240@... wrote:

>

> A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was

> relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule,

> at 2

> in the morning. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark,

> crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. Just then, his wife

> sleepily sat up and said, " Honey, would you go down to the all-night drug

> store on the next block and get me some aspirin? I've got a splitting

> headache. " " Certainly, honey, " he said. Feeling his way across the

> dark room, he got dressed and walked over to the drug store. As he

> arrived, the

> pharmacist looked up in surprise, " Say, " said the pharmacist, " I know

> you

> aren't you a policeman? Officer Fenwick, right? " " Yeah, sure. So? " said

> the officer. " Well what the heck are you doing all dressed up like

> the Fire Chief? "