OT/Something Silly

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Boys

The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas who

must be raising boys.

Things I've learned from my Children (honest & no kidding):

1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq.

ft. house 4 inches deep.

2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them

with roller blades, they can ignite.

3. A 3-year old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded

restaurant.

4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not

strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing

Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough,

however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on

all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.

When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to

throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling

fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a

baseball that was hit by a ceiling fan.

7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words " uh oh, " it's

already too late.

8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9. A six-year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though

a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the

movies.

10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4

year old.

11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same

sentence.

12. Super glue is forever.

13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you

still can't walk on water.

14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15. VCR's do not eject Peanut Butter & Jelly sandwiches even

though TV commercials show they do.

16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18. You probably do not want to know what the odor is.

19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on .. plastic toys

do not like ovens.

20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response

time.

21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make

earthworms dizzy.

22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24. The mind of a 6-year old is wonderful. First grade ... True

story: One day the first grade teacher was reading

the story of The Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the

part of the story where the first pig was trying to

accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, " ... And

so the pig went up to the man with the

wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I

have some of that straw to build my house?' " The

teacher paused then asked the class, " And what do you think that

man said? " One little boy raised his hand and

said, " I think he said...'Oh crap! A talking pig!' " The teacher

was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

25. 60% of the men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and

brake fluid.

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LOL...that was cute...thanks for sharing...((((hugs)))) carmen