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Subject: Another Bad Day

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>> >Next time you think you're having a bad day think about the following:

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>> >1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil

>> >spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most

>> >expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers

>> >and applause from onlookers. A minute later they were both eaten by a

>> >killer

>> >whale.

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>> >2. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a

>> >carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After

>> >weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an ax

>> >leaving her mentally retarded.

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>> >3. In 1992, Perkins of Los Angeles made an attempt on the world

>> >flagpole-sitting record. Suffering from the flu he came down eight

>> >hours short of the 400 day record, his sponsor had gone bust, his

>> >girlfriend

>> >had left him and his phone and electricity had been cut off.

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>> >4. A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking

>> >frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards

>> >the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly

>> >current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door,

>> >breaking his arm in two places. Till that moment he had been happily

>> >listening to his Walkman.

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>> >5. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of

>> >sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two

>> >thousand

>> >of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two

>> >hapless protesters to death.

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>> >And the capper...

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>> >6. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter

>> >bomb. It came back with " return to sender " stamped on it. Forgetting it

>> >was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

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>> >Here's hoping your day is better than any of these.

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