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Ah Steve and Crew,

If it were only the South that had such a " mush-mouth " way of speaking;

lip/speechreading would be easier. Somehow or other, we all tend to have

our own distinct way of speaking. Until I figure out how anyone says

certain vowels, I understand very little, but love it once I pick up the

accent. Give us a few more yrs. and TV may eliminate all regional

accents--hope not and doubt it! Enjoyed re-visiting the speech of most

of the people I grew up with in the Blue Ridge Mtns. of Virginia. Hugs,

ie

> From: Scwashdc@...

>

> To continue the " trash-the-south " thread --

> > > > HEIDI - noun. Greeting.

> > > >

> > > > HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting.

> > > > Usage: Heidi, hire yew?'

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What is the deal you guys?? Us Mississipians have become the joke of the

crew :o) Not that I mind just wondered if there were some that did this on

purpose LOL

...wondering out loud in Mississippi

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What is the deal you guys?? Us Mississipians have become the joke of the

crew :o) Not that I mind just wondered if there were some that did this on

purpose LOL

...wondering out loud in Mississippi

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I sent around two of the southern bits. I certainly didn't want to offend

anyone, especially because I spent 2nd through 12th grades in Alabama,

Florida, and Virginia.

If I send around another one, I'll change the referenced state.

Sorry.

Steve Cherrington

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In a message dated 7/22/1999 2:00:09 PM Central Daylight Time,

Scwashdc@... writes:

<<

I sent around two of the southern bits. I certainly didn't want to offend

anyone, especially because I spent 2nd through 12th grades in Alabama,

Florida, and Virginia.

If I send around another one, I'll change the referenced state.

>>

I SENT AROUND A COUPLE OF THEM MYSELF! I AM A SOUTHERNER AND PROUD OF IT =

TEXAS! SO.....I HOPE NOBODY'S FEELINGS WERE HURT!

DONNAHUT

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No offense intended to any of the blondes out there.

SC

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SHE WAS SOOOO BLONDE.....

>>>>

>>>>.she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

>>>>

>>>>.she thought a quarterback was a refund.

>>>>

>>>>.she thought General Motors was in the army.

>>>>

>>>>.she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

>>>>

>>>>.she tried to drown a fish.

>>>>

>>>>.she tripped over a cordless phone.

>>>>

>>>>.she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said?

>>>>concentrate. "

>>>>

>>>>.she got stabbed in a shoot-out.

>>>>

>>>>.they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.

>>>>

>>>>.at the bottom of the application where it says " sign here, " she wrote

>>>>Sagittarius.

>>>>

>>>>.she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

>>>>

>>>>.if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.

>>>>

>>>>.she studied for a blood test-and failed.

>>>>

>>>>.when she saw the " NC-17 under 17 not admitted " , she went home and got

>>>>16 friends.

>>>>

>>>>.when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she

>>>>moved.

>>>>

>>>>.she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

>>>>

>>>>.when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

>>>>

>>>>.when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said " Airport Left, "

>>>>she turned around and went home.

>>>>

>>>>.she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.>>

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