Re: Antonyms to an IMP - CONTEST!! **$50 to winner**

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Depersonalised care model

Looking for colorful phrases/sound bites that are antonyms to an IMP.

Here are common ones my patients and I have used:

assembly-line medicine

production-driven healthcare

bog box clinics

medical mills

mass medicine

Others?

What's your favorite?  C'mon . . .

Assembly-line medicine is my all-time favorite

BUT if anyone comes up with a better one

I'll give you fifty bucks!!

~ Pamela

Pamela Wible, MD

3575 St. #220

Eugene, OR 97405

roxywible@...

www.idealmedicalpractice.org

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Corporate medicine.

Yes, forgot that one.

Any others???

Love y'all,

Pamela

Pamela Wible, MD

3575 St. #220

Eugene, OR 97405

roxywible@...

www.idealmedicalpractice.org

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> Looking for colorful phrases/sound bites that are antonyms to an IMP.

>

> Here are common ones my patients and I have used:

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> assembly-line medicine

> production-driven healthcare

> bog box clinics

> medical mills

> mass medicine

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> Others?

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> What's your favorite? C'mon . . .

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> Assembly-line medicine is my all-time favorite

> BUT if anyone comes up with a better one

> I'll give you fifty bucks!!

>

>

> ~ Pamela

>

> Pamela Wible, MD

> 3575 St. #220

> Eugene, OR 97405

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> roxywible@...

> www.idealmedicalpractice.org

>

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I call it mass mill medicine,

Cote' MD Re: Antonyms to an IMP - CONTEST!! **$50 to winner**

Corporate medicine.Yes, forgot that one.Any others???Love y'all,PamelaPamela Wible, MD3575 St. #220 Eugene, OR 97405(541) 345-2437roxywible@...www.idealmedicalpractice.org--- In , "roxywible" wrote:>> Looking for colorful phrases/sound bites that are antonyms to an IMP.> > Here are common ones my patients and I have used:> > assembly-line medicine> production-driven healthcare> bog box clinics> medical mills> mass medicine> > > Others?> > What's your favorite? C'mon . . .> > Assembly-line medicine is my all-time favorite> BUT if anyone comes up with a better one> I'll give you fifty bucks!!> > > ~ Pamela> > Pamela Wible, MD> 3575 St. #220 > Eugene, OR 97405> > roxywible@...> www.idealmedicalpractice.org>

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Doc in a Box (An Oldie But Goodie, Originally Only for Prompt Cares, but now...)

Meat Market Medicine (My Favorite)

Drive-By Office Visits

Drive-By Care

Take a Number

Cattle Car Clinic

Jiffy Lube

Mega Mart

Hey what about???

4077 MASH

To: Sent: Wed, November 24, 2010 4:26:49 PMSubject: Antonyms to an IMP - CONTEST!! **$50 to winner**

Looking for colorful phrases/sound bites that are antonyms to an IMP.Here are common ones my patients and I have used:assembly-line medicineproduction-driven healthcarebog box clinicsmedical millsmass medicineOthers?What's your favorite? C'mon . . .Assembly-line medicine is my all-time favoriteBUT if anyone comes up with a better oneI'll give you fifty bucks!!~ PamelaPamela Wible, MD3575 St. #220 Eugene, OR 97405(541) 345-2437roxywible@...www.idealmedicalpractice.org

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My husband volunteered: Medi-Quickie

Deanna, FNP

Mass Market Care

Freeze Dried Med

One Size Fits None

Insti-Med

(Sams) Club Med

McMedicine

McHealthcare

ZombieCare

Zombie Medical Practice (ZMP)

Revolving door practice

From: [mailto: ] On Behalf Of roxywibleSent: Wednesday, November 24, 2010 1:27 PMTo: Subject: Antonyms to an IMP - CONTEST!! **$50 to winner**

Looking for colorful phrases/sound bites that are antonyms to an IMP. Here are common ones my patients and I have used:assembly-line medicineproduction-driven healthcarebog box clinicsmedical millsmass medicineOthers?What's your favorite? C'mon . . .Assembly-line medicine is my all-time favoriteBUT if anyone comes up with a better oneI'll give you fifty bucks!!~ PamelaPamela Wible, MD3575 St. #220 Eugene, OR 97405(541) 345-2437roxywible@...www.idealmedicalpractice.org

-- Annie Skaggssville, KY

[Guest guest]

McMedicine

McHealthcare

ZombieCare

Zombie Medical Practice (ZMP)

Revolving door practice

From:

[mailto: ] On Behalf Of roxywible

Sent: Wednesday, November 24, 2010 1:27 PM

To:

Subject: Antonyms to an IMP - CONTEST!! **$50 to

winner**

Looking for colorful phrases/sound bites that

are antonyms to an IMP.

Here are common ones my patients and I have used:

assembly-line medicine

production-driven healthcare

bog box clinics

medical mills

mass medicine

Others?

What's your favorite? C'mon . . .

Assembly-line medicine is my all-time favorite

BUT if anyone comes up with a better one

I'll give you fifty bucks!!

~ Pamela

Pamela Wible, MD

3575 St. #220

Eugene, OR 97405

roxywible@...

www.idealmedicalpractice.org

[Guest guest]

Mass Market Care

Freeze Dried Med

One Size Fits None

Insti-Med

(Sams) Club Med

 

McMedicine

McHealthcare

ZombieCare

Zombie Medical Practice (ZMP)

Revolving door practice

 

 

From: [mailto: ] On Behalf Of roxywible

Sent: Wednesday, November 24, 2010 1:27 PMTo: Subject: Antonyms to an IMP - CONTEST!! **$50 to winner**

 

 

Looking for colorful phrases/sound bites that are antonyms to an IMP. Here are common ones my patients and I have used:assembly-line medicineproduction-driven healthcarebog box clinicsmedical millsmass medicineOthers?What's your favorite? C'mon . . .

Assembly-line medicine is my all-time favoriteBUT if anyone comes up with a better oneI'll give you fifty bucks!!~ PamelaPamela Wible, MD3575 St. #220 Eugene, OR 97405

roxywible@...www.idealmedicalpractice.org

-- Annie Skaggssville, KY

[Guest guest]

A little long but...

" Here's some meds, now get out " medicine

Premature consultation

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Boot Camp Medicine

 

Looking for colorful phrases/sound bites that are antonyms to an IMP.

Here are common ones my patients and I have used:

assembly-line medicine

production-driven healthcare

bog box clinics

medical mills

mass medicine

Others?

What's your favorite? C'mon . . .

Assembly-line medicine is my all-time favorite

BUT if anyone comes up with a better one

I'll give you fifty bucks!!

~ Pamela

Pamela Wible, MD

3575 St. #220

Eugene, OR 97405

roxywible@...

www.idealmedicalpractice.org

-- lia Leite- MDPalm Beach Hello Health

[Guest guest]

Treadmill MedicineBoot Camp medicinelia

 

Looking for colorful phrases/sound bites that are antonyms to an IMP.

Here are common ones my patients and I have used:

assembly-line medicine

production-driven healthcare

bog box clinics

medical mills

mass medicine

Others?

What's your favorite? C'mon . . .

Assembly-line medicine is my all-time favorite

BUT if anyone comes up with a better one

I'll give you fifty bucks!!

~ Pamela

Pamela Wible, MD

3575 St. #220

Eugene, OR 97405

roxywible@...

www.idealmedicalpractice.org

-- lia Leite- MDPalm Beach Hello Health

[Guest guest]

Primarily don't Care ProviderSent via DROID on Verizon Wireless Re: Antonyms to an IMP - CONTEST!! **$50 to winner** Boot Camp Medicine Looking for colorful phrases/sound bites that are antonyms to an IMP.Here are common ones my patients and I have used:assembly-line medicineproduction-driven healthcarebog box clinicsmedical millsmass medicineOthers?What's your favorite? C'mon . . .Assembly-line medicine is my all-time favoriteBUT if anyone comes up with a better oneI'll give you fifty bucks!!~ PamelaPamela Wible, MD3575 St. #220 Eugene, OR 97405(541) 345-2437roxywible@...www.idealmedicalpractice.org-- lia Leite- MDPalm Beach Hello Health

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the doctor-patient unrelationship

---- lia Leite- wrote:

> Treadmill Medicine

> Boot Camp medicine

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> lia

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> > Looking for colorful phrases/sound bites that are antonyms to an IMP.

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> > Here are common ones my patients and I have used:

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> > assembly-line medicine

> > production-driven healthcare

> > bog box clinics

> > medical mills

> > mass medicine

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> > Others?

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> > What's your favorite? C'mon . . .

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> > Assembly-line medicine is my all-time favorite

> > BUT if anyone comes up with a better one

> > I'll give you fifty bucks!!

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> > ~ Pamela

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> > Pamela Wible, MD

> > 3575 St. #220

> > Eugene, OR 97405

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> > www.idealmedicalpractice.org

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> lia Leite- MD

> Palm Beach Hello Health

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Pamela;

Tag lines for Customary and Usual Primary Medical Care.

1. The "Please stand behind our bottom line" Clinic.

2. shrink-wrapped care

3. What Drive$ our Care?

4. We Provide: You Survive.

this is not very hard is it?

Dennis Galvon

Antonyms to an IMP - CONTEST!! **$50 to winner**

Looking for colorful phrases/sound bites that are antonyms to an IMP.Here are common ones my patients and I have used:assembly-line medicineproduction-driven healthcarebog box clinicsmedical millsmass medicineOthers?What's your favorite? C'mon . . .Assembly-line medicine is my all-time favoriteBUT if anyone comes up with a better oneI'll give you fifty bucks!!~ PamelaPamela Wible, MD3575 St. #220 Eugene, OR 97405(541) 345-2437roxywible@...www.idealmedicalpractice.org

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I like the ZMP vs IMP

Zombie Care - the system keeps doing the care its always done because it can't learn something new -- just keeps slumbering along becoming more and more smelling and rotten -- and may actually kill you if it gets too close.

Obviously, Zombie care must be shot in the head!

:-)

 

Locke, MD

 

n Wed, Nov 24, 2010 at 4:12 PM, Ari Shohat wrote:

 

McMedicine

McHealthcare

ZombieCare

Zombie Medical Practice (ZMP)

Revolving door practice

 

[Guest guest]

In regards to Treadmill Medicine...always like to drag out of the closet the past post from below.  :-)

 

Locke, MD

 

 

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Date: Tue, Oct 6, 2009 at 7:04 PMSubject: Hamster Wheel Medicine --> Re: pt storiesTo:

We've talked about the hamster wheel in the past, but who woulda thought it had so many hits on google.     http://tinyurl.com/ybert3rCopyrighted, but fun cartoon...

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/for0504l.jpg==================================Perhaps we should use this hamster wheel energy for good...

http://revision3.com/bestof/systm-0097/

Giant Hamster Wheel Powers Your PC

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009 – running time 01:41

From the inverter you plug into, to battery banks used to store energy, a Human Sized Hamster Wheel powered PC has a lot in common with other alternative energy sources like Solar, Wind, Water or Bicycles! Watch as we take human powered PCs to a whole new level.

Watch us build a human powered PC on this episode of Systm!

No. Seriously. and borrowed the ten foot high hamster wheel that powers theThe Disgusting Spectacle (Thanks you to the ever charming and Don!), pulled a couple motors from 's stockpile, one of 's inverters and his Giant Box of Wire, and got busy in the ridiculously cool NIMBY Space in West Oakland.

Giant Hamster Wheel Powers Your PC - Best Of...

01:42 - 4 months ago uk.video.yahoo.com

From the inverter you plug into, to battery banks used to store energy, a Human Sized Hamster Wheel powered PC has a lot in common with other alternative energy sources like ...

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===========================================This is from 2000...BMJ 2000;321:1541-1542 ( 23 December )

Editorials

Hamster health care

Time to stop running faster and redesign health care

The first 150 words of the full text of this article appear below.

Across the globe doctors are miserable because they feel like hamsters on a treadmill. They must run faster just to stand still. In underdoctored Britain they must see ever more patients, fill in more forms, and sit on more committees just to keep the NHS afloat. In the government sponsored, single payer system in Canada; the mandatory insurance systems in Japan or continental Europe; or the managed care systems in the United States doctors feel that they have to see more patients to maintain their incomes. But systems that depend on everybody running faster are not sustainable. The answer must be to redesign health care.

Doctors are increasingly dissatisfied with the amount of time they can spend with patients. A recent survey by the Commonwealth Fund found that three quarters of doctors in the five countries studied believed that " spending more time with patients is a highly effective way to . . .

=======================http://blog.crossoverhealth.com/2008/12/10/hamster-wheel-medicine-getting-off-the-treadmill/

Hamster Wheel Medicine – Getting off the treadmillJump to Comments

Treadmill  (trĕd’mĭl‘) n.

An exercise device consisting of a continuous moving belt on which a person can walk or jog while remaining in one place.

A similar device operated by an animal treading a continuous sloping belt.

Today, Dr. Jordan Shlain and I opened the morning session of the 2009 WHIT Conference by introducing the notion of Direct Practice as a model for enhancing access, reducing costs, and improving quality. For this particular audience and presentation, I set the stage by introducing three themes:

Health Care in Crisis

Patients as Consumers

Direct Practice as a Response===========================

 

Nothing surprises me, about the short-shrift given to patients by doctors, anymore. However, I feel compelled to reply to this little rant, to sort of offer a defense of the unknown M.D.  ... First of all, my office tends to be cold, and I generally do not make anybody take his shirt off, unless he tells me he is worried about a rash, or I expect to see something in the skin. Shoulders can usually be examined through thin fabric. Of course, the breast exam is difficult to do through a bra, and women have to suffer a brief chill. I try to turn-on a heater, and even the little floor lamp gives off enough heat to be more humane. Men get off easy -- hernia checks and even prostate checks can be done, without requiring complete disrobing ...    

As for the actual time with a patient: I generally schedule 45 minutes to see a man for an annual general exam, and 60 minutes for a woman. Most of the time is spent in talking --  interview, P.M.H. , interval history ... counseling about screening options. The actual exam can usually be done in 10-15 minutes, unless physical incapacities serve to impede the dorsal lithotomy position, or the patient is Parkinsonian, or terribly shy. I almost never make a patient wait more than 10-15 minutes in our lobby, since I broke out of the hamster wheel. I don't know how much it is really worth, to me, in annual income, to get away from opening 15 visits per day with the sentence, " I'm sorry I made you wait so long ... " -- that was usually 20-45 minutes ... Sometimes, just for the fun of it, I pull an early patient out of the " waiting room " , escort them into the examining room, and say " I'm sorry to be so early " , and then burst out in crazy laughter. That is worth a lot, to me ... However, that said, I have still received passionately-angry letters from patients, irate to see the E.O.B. for a 99214 ($104 gross charge, then chiseled-down for people with contracted-insurance deals ... I have come to hate the word " adjustment " ... I proudly offer a 15% discount for un-insured people, if they pay cash within 30 days of the service) ... anyway, these irate patients have complained that I only spent 10 minutes with them, which is maybe the way they remember that, but damn -- I am looking at the clock on my Dell monitor, keeping an eye on the time before my next scheduled appointment, and documenting actual, measured time-with-patient spent in every progress note (it is a line in my minimal general template ...). Maybe those patients are confusing the memory of their visit with me, getting it mixed-up with a visit they had with some other doctor; I don't know. I have sent them a copy of my progress notes ... This has not really led to any dramatic turn-arounds, though.       Somebody in my residency once told me, " never believe more than half of what any patient tells you, about the work done by the previous doctor ... " . 

Rian Mintek, M.D. -- proud to be giving patients good, personal care in Michigan, even when they don't always seem to appreciate it ... 

 

 

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> Boot Camp medicine

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> lia

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>> Looking for colorful phrases/sound bites that are antonyms to an IMP.

>>

>> Here are common ones my patients and I have used:

>>

>> assembly-line medicine

>> production-driven healthcare

>> bog box clinics

>> medical mills

>> mass medicine

>>

>> Others?

>>

>> What's your favorite? C'mon . . .

>>

>> Assembly-line medicine is my all-time favorite

>> BUT if anyone comes up with a better one

>> I'll give you fifty bucks!!

>>

>> ~ Pamela

>>

>> Pamela Wible, MD

>> 3575 St. #220

>> Eugene, OR 97405

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>> roxywible@...

>> www.idealmedicalpractice.org

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>

>

> --

> lia Leite- MD

> Palm Beach Hello Health

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This may make us all feel better...but shouldnt we spend our energy on making IMP as desirable and premium worthy as " organic " labels..name calling only makes us look bitter..( which I will admit we are sometimes)

 

I like the ZMP vs IMP

Zombie Care - the system keeps doing the care its always done because it can't learn something new -- just keeps slumbering along becoming more and more smelling and rotten -- and may actually kill you if it gets too close.

Obviously, Zombie care must be shot in the head!

:-)

 

Locke, MD

 

n Wed, Nov 24, 2010 at 4:12 PM, Ari Shohat wrote:

 

McMedicine

McHealthcare

ZombieCare

Zombie Medical Practice (ZMP)

Revolving door practice

 

-- Sangeetha Murthy M.D7830 mont Mesa Blvd #287San Diego, CA 92111www.mypcponline.com

[Guest guest]

But we still need to have contrast as one does not know Black without White, Good without Bad, Happy without Sad.... The better we define the problem and have good accepted labels, names and terms for such thing the better the overall coversation can and will be....

One can either use the term "Pro-Life" or "Anti-Choice"..... "Pro-Abortion" or "Pro-Choice". I feel it is important to take back the conversation from those who have negative agendas to maintain their greedy and nasty control over the direction of the debate. We here inside the halls of primary care never even got heard no less had a set of plans or properly concieved terms to take back and properly control the coversation. So as much as we do need to define ourselves as something positive and different we also still need to define what we are not... And to give it a negative term or tone as long as it is not completely mean like a Palin Rant is not bad at all... One has to know what they are and what they are NOT, what is good and what is Bad....

Here is the problem well defined.... NOW: here is the alternative and solution that we offer and can provide. I think that is perfect and perfectly acceptable as well and even great marketing...

Have a great holiday weekend...

To: Sent: Fri, November 26, 2010 8:40:53 PMSubject: Re: Antonyms to an IMP - CONTEST!! **$50 to winner**

This may make us all feel better...

but shouldnt we spend our energy on making IMP as desirable and premium worthy as "organic " labels..

name calling only makes us look bitter..( which I will admit we are sometimes)

I like the ZMP vs IMP

Zombie Care - the system keeps doing the care its always done because it can't learn something new -- just keeps slumbering along becoming more and more smelling and rotten -- and may actually kill you if it gets too close.

Obviously, Zombie care must be shot in the head!

:-)

Locke, MD

n Wed, Nov 24, 2010 at 4:12 PM, Ari Shohat wrote:

McMedicine

McHealthcare

ZombieCare

Zombie Medical Practice (ZMP)

Revolving door practice

-- Sangeetha Murthy M.D

7830 mont Mesa Blvd #287

San Diego, CA 92111

www.mypcponline.com

[Guest guest]

I agree, .

I think the contrast can be set up without demonizing the current system to the point it makes us look wacky.

A carefully developed contrast of current healthcare deliver and IMP deliver would allow a fun and descriptive way of delineating what IMP care is.

I'm still leaning toward ZMP vs IMP

Zombie vs Ideal Care.

 

:-)

 

Locke, MD 

 

 

 

But we still need to have contrast as one does not know Black without White, Good without Bad, Happy without Sad.... The better we define the problem and have good accepted labels, names and terms for such thing the better the overall coversation can and will be....

 

One can either use the term " Pro-Life " or " Anti-Choice " ..... " Pro-Abortion " or " Pro-Choice " . I feel it is important to take back the conversation from those who have negative agendas to maintain their greedy and nasty control over the direction of the debate. We here inside the halls of primary care never even got heard no less had a set of plans or properly concieved terms to take back and properly control the coversation. So as much as we do need to define ourselves as something positive and different we also still need to define what we are not... And to give it a negative term or tone as long as it is not completely mean like a Palin Rant is not bad at all... One has to know what they are and what they are NOT, what is good and what is Bad....

 

Here is the problem well defined.... NOW: here is the alternative and solution that we offer and can provide. I think that is perfect and perfectly acceptable as well and even great marketing...

 

Have a great holiday weekend...

 

To:

Sent: Fri, November 26, 2010 8:40:53 PMSubject: Re: Antonyms to an IMP - CONTEST!! **$50 to winner**

 

This may make us all feel better...

but shouldnt we spend our energy on making IMP as desirable and premium worthy as " organic " labels..

name calling only makes us look bitter..( which I will admit we are sometimes)

 

I like the ZMP vs IMP

Zombie Care - the system keeps doing the care its always done because it can't learn something new -- just keeps slumbering along becoming more and more smelling and rotten -- and may actually kill you if it gets too close.

Obviously, Zombie care must be shot in the head!

:-)

 

Locke, MD

 

n Wed, Nov 24, 2010 at 4:12 PM, Ari Shohat wrote:

 

McMedicine

McHealthcare

ZombieCare

Zombie Medical Practice (ZMP)

Revolving door practice

 

-- Sangeetha Murthy M.D

7830 mont Mesa Blvd #287

San Diego, CA 92111

www.mypcponline.com

[Guest guest]

Contest created to come up with a worthy (accurate, not nasty)

word/phrase to describe standard practice of medicine.

Purpose is for media - colorful sound bite needed.

You guys are awesome! Keep'm coming. . .

Pamela

Pamela Wible, MD

3575 St. #220

Eugene, OR 97405

roxywible@...

www.idealmedicalpractice.org

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fast food medicineSent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerrySender: Date: Sat, 27 Nov 2010 07:46:33 -0000To: < >ReplyTo: Subject: Re: Antonyms to an IMP - CONTEST!! **$50 to winner** Contest created to come up with a worthy (accurate, not nasty)word/phrase to describe standard practice of medicine.Purpose is for media - colorful sound bite needed.You guys are awesome! Keep'm coming. . .PamelaPamela Wible, MD3575 St. #220 Eugene, OR 97405(541) 345-2437roxywible@...www.idealmedicalpractice.org--- In , Sangeetha Murthy wrote:>> This may make us all feel better...> > but shouldnt we spend our energy on making IMP as desirable and premium> worthy as " organic " labels..> > name calling only makes us look bitter..( which I will admit we are> sometimes)> > On Fri, Nov 26, 2010 at 5:29 PM, Locke wrote:> > >> >> > I like the ZMP vs IMP> > Zombie Care - the system keeps doing the care its always done because it> > can't learn something new -- just keeps slumbering along becoming more and> > more smelling and rotten -- and may actually kill you if it gets too close.> > Obviously, Zombie care must be shot in the head!> > :-)> >> > Locke, MD> >> > n Wed, Nov 24, 2010 at 4:12 PM, Ari Shohat wrote:> >> >>> >>> >> McMedicine> >>> >> McHealthcare> >>> >> ZombieCare> >>> >> Zombie Medical Practice (ZMP)> >>> >> Revolving door practice> >>> >>> >>> >> > >> > > > -- > Sangeetha Murthy M.D> 7830 mont Mesa Blvd #287> San Diego, CA 92111> www.mypcponline.com>