Thought we needed an extra laugh today

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With the introduction of Viagra in response a perennial male problem, a famous British pharmaceutical company is now working on a range of new drugs in an attempt to redress the balance…MIRRORCILLINA 5cc dose enables a woman to walk past mirrors for up to four hours without pausing once.STOPPANAGGINGives women a vague feeling of contentment towards their spouse or boyfriend.COSMOPOLIRARaises female intelligence to levels allowing ‘facts’ in trash lifestyle magazines to be disputed.LOGICONTrials have showed that females taking this were able to follow a proposition through to its logical conclusion, and argue effectively without being diverted into non relevant postulates such as ‘you don’t love me anymore’.PARKATRON72% of women taking this were able to safely reverse park a Ford Fiesta into a space only 12 meters long; 54% achieved this in under 15 minutes.MAGNATACKUniquely distorts the cornea, making certain shapes appear much larger than in reality – no practical use for this drug has yet been found.WARDROBIAClinical trials show that almost 23% of women taking this drug can safely walk past a sale notice, and an amazing 42% actually stayed within their credit limit.BEERINTULINEngenders a female desire to bring her spouse/boyfriend alcoholic beverages and snacks during televised sports. Beth Sullivan, DORidgeway Family PracticeCommerce, GA 30529

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Subject: Thought we needed an extra laugh today

With the introduction of Viagra in

response a perennial male problem, a famous British pharmaceutical company is

now working on a range of new drugs in an attempt to redress the balance…

MIRRORCILLIN

A 5cc dose enables a woman to walk past mirrors for up to four hours without

pausing once.

STOPPANAGGIN

Gives women a vague feeling of contentment towards their spouse or boyfriend.

COSMOPOLIRA

Raises female intelligence to levels allowing ‘facts’ in trash lifestyle

magazines to be disputed.

LOGICON

Trials have showed that females taking this were able to follow a proposition

through to its logical conclusion, and argue effectively without being diverted

into non relevant postulates such as ‘you don’t love me anymore’.

PARKATRON

72% of women taking this were able to safely reverse park a Ford Fiesta into a

space only 12 meters long; 54% achieved this in under 15 minutes.

MAGNATACK

Uniquely distorts the cornea, making certain shapes appear much larger than in

reality – no practical use for this drug has yet been found.

WARDROBIA

Clinical trials show that almost 23% of women taking this drug can safely walk

past a sale notice, and an amazing 42% actually stayed within their credit

limit.

BEERINTULIN

Engenders a female desire to bring her spouse/boyfriend alcoholic beverages and

snacks during televised sports.

Beth

Sullivan, DO

Ridgeway

Family Practice

Commerce,

GA 30529