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I think these originally came from Shari....they are priceless! I absolutely loved the last one! These have to be original and genuine - no adult is this creative!!> >> > JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.> > After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot> and one for cold milk?"> >> > MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she> was so old she didn't remember any more. said, "If you don't> remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."> >> > STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so> much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."> >> > BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She

tried> in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her> Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her.> Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?> >> > SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups.> "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth> cough."> >> > DI (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do> I cost?"> >> > MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging> and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked> his Dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"> >> > CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom> asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen> with this bed when I get married. How will my wife

fit in?"> >> > JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The> man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but> his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, asked:> "What happened to the flea?"> >> > TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather> wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for awhile and then> asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"> >> > The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular> Sunday sermon..."Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended> toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you,> we are but dust." He would have continued but at that moment my very> obedient daughter (who was listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite> audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is

butt dust?"__________________________________________________