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Early Friday Funny I had to share.

I am with a patient discussing rather difficult situation

she had just had with finding her friends adult son dead from suicide when I

get this message. It is titled " Cat " so I look at it as we have

been getting a lot of cat bite and dog bite calls recently that need rather

rapid management decisions and I read the following message.

Her cat has been dx with Mersa

the human strain.? Could he have gotten this

from her.? She was sick in April

down and out.? Thought it was allergies.?

Was visiting friends and the one

person lost a leg due to gangerine.? He did

have open sores when she was

there.? That was also in the beginnng of

April.? She found this out

yesterday does she need to have test to see if

she has it.? She has no open sores.?

The cat surgey he had his weenine taken

out and a vagina put in.??

All I could say is “what”

and basically start inappropriately laughing. So I had to share it with

the patient who is a respiratory tech and has a sick sense of humor so actually

enjoyed a good chuckle and our conversation deteriorated

rapidly. You just can’t make some stories up. The

truth is just too good.

Question for Joanne

though. Why would you have to give the cat a vagina? The story was

his urinary tract was completely obstructed.

Kathy Saradarian,

MD

Branchville, NJ

www.qualityfamilypractice.com

Solo 4/03,

Practicing since 9/90

Practice Partner

5/03

Low staffing

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