Re: Article on Lohan's smaller breasts!

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Incredible! What ridiculous spin!

So, she is planning on reimplanting???? I hope not! But then, if

she does and gets sick again, I guess she'll know the truth....

how very sad...

> In a brave attempt to fight the breast-shriveling effects of

puberty, Lohan has hired a personal trainer to help her

reacquire her once famously curvy figure:But although Lohan, 19, has

always refuted the claims, she has employed a specialist trainer to

help her bulk up. Exercise coach Gelband has put the `Herbie:

Fully Loaded' star on a special diet to restore her sexy curves and

the star has purportedly gone up two dress sizes.

>

> She said: " I'm working out with a trainer and eating healthily. I

want my boobs back. " also claims the teen star, famed for her

love of partying, is planning to ditch her unhealthy habits for

good. He said: " is very athletic. " In the future she plans to

commit herself to a healthier lifestyle. "

> While we (and pretty much everyone in America) are delighted—

delighted!—by the prospect of Lohan's imminent return to form, we're

even more impressed with the continuing ingenuity of her publicity

team. This preemptive strike against the inevitable rumors that her

upcoming hospital stay (an injury suffered while working out is

nicely set up) will involve the reinstallation of aftermarket

mammaries is nothing short of inspired. It takes brass balls of

considerable mass to tell the public that a vigorous exercise

regimen increases breast size* and that puberty reduces it. The only

thing separating this ingeniously crafted item from immediate

induction into the PR Hall of Fame is its ommission of a seemingly

offhanded remark about her trainer's quirky habit of wearing a lab

coat and hanging out in the hospital.

>

> In a completely unrelated story, scientists have discovered a new

form of cocaine that actually causes weight gain in women, usually

at the rate of two to three dress sizes per month.

>

> [*Somehow we don't think she's going to opt for a

Schwarzeneggerian pec-building plan.]

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What lindsay really needs is counselling. I feel sorry for her.

She has enough problems with her family and just from being in show

business. It is clear to me that she is one confused and unhappy

girl. I really wish someone could talk some sense into her before

she makes another huge mistake with the implants. Next time she

might really be sick---for good.

kathy

> In a brave attempt to fight the breast-shriveling effects of

puberty, Lohan has hired a personal trainer to help her

reacquire her once famously curvy figure:But although Lohan, 19, has

always refuted the claims, she has employed a specialist trainer to

help her bulk up. Exercise coach Gelband has put the `Herbie:

Fully Loaded' star on a special diet to restore her sexy curves and

the star has purportedly gone up two dress sizes.

>

> She said: " I'm working out with a trainer and eating healthily. I

want my boobs back. " also claims the teen star, famed for her

love of partying, is planning to ditch her unhealthy habits for

good. He said: " is very athletic. " In the future she plans to

commit herself to a healthier lifestyle. "

> While we (and pretty much everyone in America) are delighted—

delighted!—by the prospect of Lohan's imminent return to form, we're

even more impressed with the continuing ingenuity of her publicity

team. This preemptive strike against the inevitable rumors that her

upcoming hospital stay (an injury suffered while working out is

nicely set up) will involve the reinstallation of aftermarket

mammaries is nothing short of inspired. It takes brass balls of

considerable mass to tell the public that a vigorous exercise

regimen increases breast size* and that puberty reduces it. The only

thing separating this ingeniously crafted item from immediate

induction into the PR Hall of Fame is its ommission of a seemingly

offhanded remark about her trainer's quirky habit of wearing a lab

coat and hanging out in the hospital.

>

> In a completely unrelated story, scientists have discovered a new

form of cocaine that actually causes weight gain in women, usually

at the rate of two to three dress sizes per month.

>

> [*Somehow we don't think she's going to opt for a

Schwarzeneggerian pec-building plan.]

>

>

>

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It must be so hard to be in that biz and every single thing you do, every new way you look is scrutinized. Then, before you know it, you are changing everything that made you who you were in the first place!mikat828 <mikat828@...> wrote:

What lindsay really needs is counselling. I feel sorry for her. She has enough problems with her family and just from being in show business. It is clear to me that she is one confused and unhappy girl. I really wish someone could talk some sense into her before she makes another huge mistake with the implants. Next time she might really be sick---for good. kathy> In a brave attempt to fight the breast-shriveling effects of puberty, Lohan has hired a personal trainer to help her reacquire her once famously curvy figure:But although Lohan, 19, has always refuted the claims, she has employed a specialist trainer to help her bulk up. Exercise coach Gelband has put the

`Herbie: Fully Loaded' star on a special diet to restore her sexy curves and the star has purportedly gone up two dress sizes.> > She said: "I'm working out with a trainer and eating healthily. I want my boobs back." also claims the teen star, famed for her love of partying, is planning to ditch her unhealthy habits for good. He said: " is very athletic."In the future she plans to commit herself to a healthier lifestyle."> While we (and pretty much everyone in America) are delighted—delighted!—by the prospect of Lohan's imminent return to form, we're even more impressed with the continuing ingenuity of her publicity team. This preemptive strike against the inevitable rumors that her upcoming hospital stay (an injury suffered while working out is nicely set up) will involve the reinstallation of aftermarket mammaries is nothing short of inspired. It takes brass balls of considerable mass to tell

the public that a vigorous exercise regimen increases breast size* and that puberty reduces it. The only thing separating this ingeniously crafted item from immediate induction into the PR Hall of Fame is its ommission of a seemingly offhanded remark about her trainer's quirky habit of wearing a lab coat and hanging out in the hospital. > > In a completely unrelated story, scientists have discovered a new form of cocaine that actually causes weight gain in women, usually at the rate of two to three dress sizes per month. > > [*Somehow we don't think she's going to opt for a Schwarzeneggerian pec-building plan.]> > > > ---------------------------------> Start your day with - make it your home page__________________________________________________