Re: These are cute, to make you laugh!

[Guest guest]

Try it again...

>

> ADULT

> A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing

in the middle.

>

> BEAUTY PARLOR

> A place where women curl up and dye.

>

> CANNIBAL

> Someone who is fed up with people.

>

> CHICKENS

> The only animals you eat before they are born

> and after they are dead.

>

> COMMITTEE

> A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

>

> DUST

> Mud with the juice squeezed out.

>

> EGOTIST

> Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

>

> HANDKERCHIEF

> Cold Storage.

>

> INFLATION

> Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

>

> MOSQUITO

> An insect that makes you like flies better.

>

> RAISIN

> Grape with a sunburn.

>

> SECRET

> Something you tell to one person at a time.

>

> SKELETON

> A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

>

> TOOTHACHE

> The pain that drives you to extraction.

>

> TOMORROW

> One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

>

> YAWN

> An honest opinion openly expressed.

>

>

> WRINKLES

> Something other people have. You have character lines

>

>

> __________________________________________________

>

[Guest guest]

Patty

Thanks for the laugh! I really enjoyed those.

Hugs, kathy

> >

> > ADULT

> > A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing

> in the middle.

> >

> > BEAUTY PARLOR

> > A place where women curl up and dye.

> >

> > CANNIBAL

> > Someone who is fed up with people.

> >

> > CHICKENS

> > The only animals you eat before they are born

> > and after they are dead.

> >

> > COMMITTEE

> > A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

> >

> > DUST

> > Mud with the juice squeezed out.

> >

> > EGOTIST

> > Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

> >

> > HANDKERCHIEF

> > Cold Storage.

> >

> > INFLATION

> > Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

> >

> > MOSQUITO

> > An insect that makes you like flies better.

> >

> > RAISIN

> > Grape with a sunburn.

> >

> > SECRET

> > Something you tell to one person at a time.

> >

> > SKELETON

> > A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

> >

> > TOOTHACHE

> > The pain that drives you to extraction.

> >

> > TOMORROW

> > One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

> >

> > YAWN

> > An honest opinion openly expressed.

> >

> >

> > WRINKLES

> > Something other people have. You have character lines

> >

> >

> > __________________________________________________

> >