Ummm...thanks=>Re: Mark helpful tip

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Mark,

Your post amused me. When we were kids and i didn't want to go to school, a

male cousin of mine would whisper to me to use garlic just as you instructed

Shirley. He vows it worked, but i never tried it out of fear.

> > Hi Mark. I congratulate you on your courage and perseverance. Also on

inspiring a friendship such as you have.

>

> Thanks !

> I do what I am able to do - and only wish folks would remember that discussion

forums are better than list servers; the exchange is much more relate-able and

linear...and folks seem to have forgotten how to use them...

>

> Wow...just...wow:

> > One of the very best things I have done for my health is also one of the

cheapest. Got this out of a 25 cent used book. Take one clove of garlic. Peel

it (thin peels). Make little slits in it lengthwise. Oil it. Insert it into

the oiled anus.

> > Keep it there until it is expelled in a bowel movement. Then replace it.

> > Continue this as long as you can-days or weeks. Cheap and does a lot of

good for the entire body, not just the area of insertion. I have gotten 2

very grateful emails for this little tip. One concerned severe anal itching and

the other pain. But it does the whole body good!! I apologize for the

indelicate nature of this post.

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> Defies imagining !!!

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> Also, brings new meaning to the phrase:

> " now WHERE did that garlic clove GO, anyways ? "

>

> On a slightly less amusing note=> there are already parts of my daily regimen

which require staying CLOSE to the facilities and ready to GO pretty much

instantly, as well as other things which have me waiting whilst in my shorts, to

get on with the day's activities...add to that the amounts of garlic I make sure

to consume as well as whatever odours and vapours produced by constant usage of

DMSO - and I think I'll defer this, ummmm....treatment to a time when it will

fit INTO my, urrr - SCHEDULE, a bit better - Thanks !!!

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> Be Well, Happy, and fart carefully !!!

>

> mark

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