Sad but true (LOL)

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SO VERY SAD BUT TRUE!!!!

Scotch and Water

This sounds like a true story to me

A senior woman is on a cruise ship and wanders up to the

bar and asks for a scotch with two drops of water As the bartender gives

her the drink she says, " I'm on the cruise to

celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today. "

The bartender says " Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy

you a drink. In fact, this one is on me. "

As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right

says, " I would like to buy you a drink too. " The old woman says, " Thank you.

Bartender, I want a scotch with two drops of water.

" Coming up, " says the bartender. As she finishes her drink, the man to her

left says, " I would

like to buy you one too. Again, " Thank you. Bartender, I would like

another scotch with two drops of water. "

" Comin' right up, " the bartender says. As he gives her the

drink he says, " Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with

only two drops of water? "

The old woman replies, " Sonny, when you're my age, you've

learned how to hold your liquor. Water, however, is a whole other issue.

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>To: " Sylvia Rau " , " joseph & belva Parsons "

>, " mare golden oldies "

>, " Jeannnette " , " linda golden

>oldies " , " Rita German " , "

>A. Carey "

>Subject: Fw: Truth helps

>Date: Sat, 24 Aug 2002 21:40:24 -0700

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> Truth helps

> > >

> > >

> > >>

> > >> SO VERY SAD BUT TRUE!!!!

> > >>

> > >> Scotch and Water

> > >>

> > >> This sounds like a true story to me

> > >>

> > >> A senior woman is on a cruise ship and wanders up to the

> > >> bar and asks for a scotch with two drops of water.

> > >> As the bartender gives her the drink she says, " I'm on the cruise to

> > >> celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today. "

> > >> The bartender says " Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy

> > >> you a drink. In fact, this one is on me. "

> > >> As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right

> > >> says, " I would like to buy you a drink too. " The old woman says,

> " Thank

> > >you.

> > >> Bartender, I want a scotch with two drops

> > >> of water.

> > >> " Coming up, " says the bartender.

> > >> As she finishes her drink, the man to her left says, " I would

> > >> like to buy you one too. Again, " Thank you. Bartender, I would like

> > >another

> > >> scotch with two drops of water. "

> > >> " Comin' right up, " the bartender says. As he gives her the

> > >> drink he says, " Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with

>only

> > >two

> > >> drops of water? "

> > >> The old woman replies, " Sonny, when you're my age, you've

> > >> learned how to hold your liquor. Water, however, is a whole other

> > issue. "

> > >>

> > >

> >

> >

> >

>

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