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NOT FIBRO RELATED - WHY SANTA CAN'T BE A MAN

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Why Santa cannot be a Man (Written by a woman)

Men can't pack a bag.

Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.

Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described even in jest as anything remotely resembling a "bowlful of jelly".

Men aren't interested in stocking unless someone is wearing them.

And, being responsible for Christmas would require a COMMITMENT

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