Re: [ptmanager]-Job Opening!!!

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There's a NEW job posting at Monster.com this morning that some of you may

find interesting or want to apply for...

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STATE OF FLORIDA - VOTING COMMISSIONER IN CHARGE OF RECOUNTS

The State of Florida has an exciting short-term opportunity for a talented,

single and high minded individual who is fast both in mind and on their

feet. As the new voting commissioner, you will have the chance to sift

through over 6 MILLION votes cast in last week's presidential election.

QUALIFICATIONS:

-- Ability to count without using your fingers.

-- Must have particular expertise in using "White-Out"

-- Special artistic skills in making the word "Nader" look like "Gore."

-- Must own a large number of high-collared shirts as protection from Gore

and Bush campaigners "breathing down your neck."

-- Orphans preferred.

JOB POSITIVE:

-- Regardless of the outcome, you will be loved by half the country.

JOB NEGATIVE:

-- Regardless of the outcome, you will be hated by half the country.

-- Wonderful "ground-floor" opportunity to move up to newly created and

highly coveted GS-12 position of "Sacrificial Lamb."

-- Must have ability to leave country within one hour of completing recount

for possible relocation to undisclosed foreign country.

-- Safety guaranteed by Federal Witness Protection Program.

-- Full medical benefits including bullet-proof vest.

-- Retirement benefits not provided since not deemed necessary.

Florida is an equal opportunity employer.

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