Re: NCC/Happy Holidays to all

[Guest guest]

Since I & #39;m up early and may forget before thus weekend, I thought it best to

tell everyone Happy Holidays!

Next year, I hope to get more medical help and be a more active person. I & #39;m

still battling Craniocervical instability.

I become a Grandma for the first time in 2012 in January and need to be fit as

possible to chase him around!

Enjoy your holidays everyone!

Holmes

Wyoming

[Guest guest]

Hi all,

Just to wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Here's a little holiday merriment . . . .

Dear Santa,

Just to let you know, I would like a fat purse and a thin body.

Do not mix them up, like you did last year!

_________

THE SENILITY PRAYER :

Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,

The good fortune to run into the ones I do, and

The eyesight to tell the difference.

_________

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's surgery

and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

'Impossible !' says the doctor. 'Show me...'

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder

and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed

even more. She pushed her knee and screamed;

likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.

Everywhere she touched made her scream. The

doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you?

'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.' 'I thought so,'

the doctor said, 'Your finger is broken.'

_________

Two blondes were sitting on a bench talking, and

one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think

is farther away... Florida or the moon?'

The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo,

can you see Florida ?????'

_________

Aging: First you forget names, then you forget faces,

then you forget to pull up your zipper,

It's worse when you forget to pull it down....

:-)

Barbara

(UK)