Guest guest Posted December 15, 2003 Report Share Posted December 15, 2003 Can't We Relate Even If Not Senior! SR. CITIZEN ALPHABETA for arthritis, B for bad back,C is for chest pains. Perhaps cardiac? D is for dental replacements & decline, E is for eyesight--can't read that top line.F is for fissures & fluid retention G is for gas (which I'd rather not mention) H high blood pressure (I'd rather have low)I for incisions with scars you can show.J is for joints, that now fail to flexL for libido--what happened to sex? Wait! I forgot about K! K is for my knees that crack when they're bent (Please forgive me, my Memory ain't worth a cent) N for neurosis, pinched nerves & stiff neckO is for osteo- & all bones that crack P for prescriptions, I have quite a fewGive me another pill; I'll be good as new!Q is for queasiness. Wine or flu? R is for reflux-- one meal turns into two S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears T for tinnitus--I hear bells in my ears U is for urinary: difficulties with flow V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy", you know.W is worry, now what's going 'round? X is for X ray-- & what might be found. Y for another year I've left behindZ is for zest that I still have my mind!Have survived all the symptoms my body's deployed, And kept twenty-six doctors gainfully employed!!!Ain't being a "senior citizen" great??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You are posting as a guest. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.