Guest guest Posted August 12, 2002 Report Share Posted August 12, 2002 >Subject: Words of wisdom > > > , Jim Baker, and Jimmy Swaggert >have written an impressive new book ... It's called: > " Ministers Do More Than Lay People. " > > 2. I'm so depressed... My doctor refused to write >me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be >like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building. > >3. Definition of a Transvestite: A guy who likes to > eat, drink and be ! > >4. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once, the seat > folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well >it really chilled the mood. > > 5. It used to be only death and taxes were > inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. > >6. My next house will have no kitchen -- just vending > machines and a large trash can. > >7. A blonde said, " I was worried that my mechanic >might try to rip me off, I was relieved when he told > me all I needed was turn- signal fluid. " > >8. The difference between the Pope and your boss: the > Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. > >9. My neighbor was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went > to see how he was and found him writing frantically. > I told him rabies could be cured and he didn't have to > worry about a Will. He said, " Will!? What will? I'm > making a list of the people I wanna bite. " > >10. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex > > _________________________________________________________________ > >To: " Sylvia Rau " , " Rita German " >, " bev Newman " , " linda golden >oldies " >Subject: Fw: Words of wisdom >Date: Sun, 11 Aug 2002 11:32:40 -0700 > > > Words of wisdom > > > , Jim Baker, and Jimmy Swaggert >have written an impressive new book ... It's called: > " Ministers Do More Than Lay People. " > > 2. I'm so depressed... My doctor refused to write >me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be >like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building. > >3. Definition of a Transvestite: A guy who likes to > eat, drink and be ! > >4. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once, the seat > folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well >it really chilled the mood. > > 5. It used to be only death and taxes were > inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. > >6. My next house will have no kitchen -- just vending > machines and a large trash can. > >7. A blonde said, " I was worried that my mechanic >might try to rip me off, I was relieved when he told > me all I needed was turn- signal fluid. " > >8. The difference between the Pope and your boss: the > Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. > >9. My neighbor was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went > to see how he was and found him writing frantically. > I told him rabies could be cured and he didn't have to > worry about a Will. He said, " Will!? What will? I'm > making a list of the people I wanna bite. " > >10. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex > > _________________________________________________________________ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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