Guest guest Posted July 24, 2002 Report Share Posted July 24, 2002 >Spotted in a toilet of a London office: >TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW > >In a Laundromat: >AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: >PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT > >In a London department store: >BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS > >In an office: >WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY >PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN > >In an office: >AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND >STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD > >Outside a secondhand shop: >WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. >WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? > >Notice in health food shop window: >CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS > >Spotted in a safari park: >ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR > >Seen during a conference: >FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, >THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR > >Notice in a field: >THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, >BUT THE BULL CHARGES > >Message on a leaflet: >IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS > >On a repair shop door: >WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. >(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) > > Sell you car, by placing a classified ad on Yahoo India Autos . It's Free!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 25, 2002 Report Share Posted July 25, 2002 LOL! Thanks for the smiles Mukund! http://community.webtv.net/sandra504/Sansstuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You are posting as a guest. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.