Guest guest Posted July 19, 2002 Report Share Posted July 19, 2002 Normi, it is a beautiful poem, but how did you get into me? Thank you for sharing it, but please don't give up - we would lose so much without you here. Sincerely, Joy normibear40@... wrote: I sit here and and think, give up the fight,I feel this is my human right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 25, 2002 Report Share Posted July 25, 2002 In a message dated 7/25/2002 7:49:52 PM Eastern Daylight Time, Tpikecarol writes: Quiz for Great Thinkers The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional." Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2 . How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator put in the elephant and close the refrigerator. Wrong Answer! Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. According to Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old. Deborah Quiz for Great Thinkers The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional." Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2 . How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator put in the elephant and close the refrigerator. Wrong Answer! Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. According to Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 26, 2002 Report Share Posted July 26, 2002 Gail, TOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!! Thanks for the laugh. Angie Gail Swart wrote: (no subject) 1.WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2.WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY? (they don't have enough time) 3.WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4.WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) 5.WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE MEN'S BRAINS? (because they don't have penises to put them in) 6.WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON (they're intended for children, but men usually play with them) 7.WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock) You're laughing, aren't you? 8.WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties) 9.WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make the perfect final copy) 10.WHY IS A MAN'S PEE YELLOW AND HIS SPERM WHITE? (so he can tell if he's coming or going) 11.HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (it's never happened) "The LUPIES Store" Come check out our store...http://www.cafepress.com/thelupies"The LUPIES Web Page"http://www.itzarion.com/lupusgroup.html"The LUPIES online photo albums!" Check out what your fellow Lupies look like...http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?username=lupies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 16, 2002 Report Share Posted August 16, 2002 Trudy This is really cute. I am going to print it out so that can read it. I know she will get a kick out of it. Dorothy -- Fw: (no subject) Fw: (no subject) RAISIN BREAD A general store owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt (or general lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. I'd like some raisin bread please, the man says politely. The female clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which is located on the very top shelf. The young man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he surmised he would. Once she descends the ladder he muses that he really should get two loaves as he is having company for dinner. As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what was going on. Thinking quickly, he requests his own loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy th! e view. With each trip up the ladder the young lady seems to catch the eye of another male customer. Pretty soon, each male customer is asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down. After many trips she is tired, irritated and thinking that she is really going to have to try the bread herself. Finally, once again atop the ladder, she stops and fumes, glaring at the men standing below. She notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd staring up at her. Thinking to save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is yours raisin too?" "No," croaks the old man, "but it's a quiverin." ---Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).Version: 6.0.381 / Virus Database: 214 - Release Date: 8/2/02 Letters by Anita____________________________________________________ IncrediMail - Email has finally evolved - Click Here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 22, 2011 Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 Chiari is pretty rare. I have been a Nurse for 40 years and I never head of it until I was diagnosed. Every time I go into the Emergency Room the staff has to look it up on the computer. I think I have only met 2 or 3 nurses that had ever heard of it and I think that could have been because they read my chart before I came in for an appointment. Bonnie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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