HUMOR: 'Twas the Night Before Christmas (flu version)

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Hi W & R Group Friends:

OFF TOPIC: hope it's okay to make an exception

only because it's a holiday season. Hope you find

time in your busy schedule for some HUMOR.

En-JOY... Jan

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'Twas The Night Before Christmas (Flu Version)

Donna Pryer'Twas the night before Christmasand all through the houseEvery creature was sneezingIncluding the mouse!Twas the night before Christmasbut what could we do?The family had been struck down by the flu!The children were nestled all snug in their beds.While Tylenol and Sudefed cleared up their heads.And me with my hot tea and he with a snackHad settled in front of a big unwrapped stack.When out on the lawn there was a crash and a clatterI ran out the front door to see what was the matter.When what to my wondering eyes did appearA large man in a red suit yelling "oh dear""I've appointments all over," said the man who was fat."And now just look here, my tire is flat!"We invited him in though we warned him of flu.And waited for the Auto club to do what they do.Then we wrapped while we waited,The fat guy was good!We tried to keep up as well as we could.At last we were done, and so was the tire.The man he arose from in front of the fireAnd we heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight."Merry Christmas to you and to youAh ah ah CHOO!

Merry Christmas!

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