Guest guest Posted January 1, 2004 Report Share Posted January 1, 2004 Anyway what to my wondering eyes do i espy but a "floating sh*T". I've nevver seen one but heard they are supposed to be very good. All sh*t should float!!!!! OMG!!! I guess you weren't around a year or so ago when we had a rather in-depth discussion about "floaters." The more fiber you eat, the more they'll float and floating is good! LOL Which reminds me of a comedy skit I did on an underground TV show in the 80's. I created a character (whose name escapes me now) who was the President of the Anti-Constipation League and her theme song was "It's How's Your Doody Time." The lyrics, which went to the melody of "It's Howdy Doody Time" went something like this (at least the few verses I could remember and I had drawings to make my point!): It's how's your doody time It's how's your doody time If you will show me yours Then I will show you mine And when the queen does shit Does it have crowns on it Or is it like a boat That doesn't sink but float It's good to look at it At least a little bit Tonight you'll eat your corn And see it in the morn I had about ten verses, but that's all I could remember. LOL Blind Reason a novel of espionage and pharmaceutical intrigue Think your antidepressant is safe? Think again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 1, 2004 Report Share Posted January 1, 2004 Kev- get ye ears open here's another laugh. Ok i've read about these things but i've never actually seen one or close to one. What? well it's the toilet again. I decided to check the color of my urine to make sure it was pale rather than beet yellow an thus i figure the kidneys were okay if pale and the water getting thorugh alright and all. maybe i'm off but this is my theory. Anyway what to my wondering eyes do i espy but a " floating sh*T " . I've nevver seen one but heard they are supposed to be very good. All sh*t should float!!!!! Oh my i think i'm cracking up and going back to two year old play time in the toilet. No i didn't touch the disgusting thing but it's the first i've ever seen. Now should i actually send this bizarre message????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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