Guest guest Posted August 12, 2004 Report Share Posted August 12, 2004 Hello Everyone, This is from a friend who has also helped me to decide to make my health a priority over cleaning my house. I hope you all enjoy it too. Norma For your group to give them reasons to be lazy. Carolyn > > SUBJECT: HOUSEKEEPING... > > > > MY KIND OF LOGIC..... > > > > 1. I don't do windows because... I love birds and don't want one to run > > into them and hurt themselves. > > > > 2. I don't wax floors because... I am terrified a guest will slip, > hurt > > themselves, I'll feel terrible and they may sue me. > > > > 3. I don't mind the dust bunnies because... they are very good company > and I have named most of them, they agree with everything I say. > > > > 4. I don't disturb cobwebs because... I want every creature to have a > home > > of its own. > > > > 5. I don't Spring Clean because... I love all the seasons and don't > want > > them to get jealous. > > > > 6. I don't plant a garden because? I don't want to get in God's way, > he > is an excellent designer. > > > > 7. I don't put things away because... I will never be able to find > them > > again. > > > > 8. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because... I don't want > my > > guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for > dinner. > > > > 9. I don't iron because... I believe them when they say " Permanent > Press " . > > > > 10. I don't stress much on anything because... A Type Personalities > die > > young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' > person. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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