Guest guest Posted November 22, 2004 Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation while waiting in the Calgary airport. The 1st lady was a Toronto woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well mannered elderly woman from Alberta. When the conversation moved to whether they had any children, the Toronto woman started by saying, " When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me. " The lady from Alberta commented, " Well, isn't that precious? The first woman continued, " When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz. " Again, the lady from Alberta commented, " Well, isn't that precious? The first woman continued boasting, " Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet. " Yet again, the Alberta lady commented, " Well, isn't that precious? The first woman then asked her companion, " What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child? " " My husband sent me to charm school, " declared the Alberta lady. " Charm school? " the first woman cried, " Oh my God! What on earth for? " The Alberta lady responded, " Well for one thing, instead of saying 'Who gives a shit?' I learned to say, 'Well, isn't that precious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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