Hints to increase attendance for UK meet

[Guest guest]

From the grey cells (and some of them have turned quite grey) here's a

list of hints to have a whooping attendance for the UK meet.:

1. Announce that Britney Spears is going to make a guest appearance.

You can always claim later that she could not make it due to sudden

unforeseen circumstances (like non-receipt of any invitation or

money).

2. Reassure everyone that tentatively the price will be 10 pounds,

give or take a few per cent, all inclusive. Then after collecting the

advance, say that when you said few per cent, you meant a few per cent

of the GDP of UK. Or you could say that pounds meant pounds in weight

of gold.

3. Announce that 50% have already confirmed their attendance, because

you expect 2 to attend, and one of them is you.

4. Tell everyone that all the failed love affairs in Sevagram will be

discussed. Only those who attend will be spared. If nothing else

works, this will definitely work. Everyone loves a juicy scandal, if

it does not involve themselves.

Kishore Shah 1974

[Guest guest]

Dear Kishore sir,

If nothing works, we might have to use some of these strategies.

Thanx for the suggestions.

Ayesha

'96

[Guest guest]

Dear Kishore sir,

If nothing works, we might have to use some of these strategies.

Thanx for the suggestions.

Ayesha

'96

[Guest guest]

Dear Kishore sir,

If nothing works, we might have to use some of these strategies.

Thanx for the suggestions.

Ayesha

'96