How many list members does it takes to change a light bulb?

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How many list members does it takes to change a light bulb?

One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has

been changed.

Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and

how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about

changing light bulbs.

Five to flame the spell checkers.

Three to correct spelling/grammar flames.

Six to argue over whether it's " lightbulb " or " light bulb " ...

another six to condemn those six as stupid.

Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the

correct spelling.

Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to

please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.

Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use

light bulbs and there fore the posts are relevant to this group.

Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is

superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light

bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light

bulbs.

Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the

corrected URL.

Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant

to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety

including all headers and signatures, and add " Me too "

Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they

cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

Four to say " didn't we go through this already a short time ago? "

Thirteen to say " do a Google search on light bulbs before posting

questions about light bulbs "

Three to tell a funny story about their show dog and a light bulb.

AND

One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now

with

something unrelated they found at snopes.com and start the crap all

over again

Crystal B

http://crystalbreger.blogspot.com/