Guest guest Posted October 6, 2004 Report Share Posted October 6, 2004 The Punjab Police Department, the FBI, and the CIA were each trying to prove it was the best law enforcement agency. So the UN released a rabbit into the woods and gave each agency a chance to do its stuff. The CIA placed animal informants in and around the forest and questioned all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation, the CIA concluded that rabbits do not exist. The FBI sent its people into the woods. After two weeks with no leads, the agents burned the forest, killing everything, including the rabbit. There were no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. Then the Punjab Police sent its people in. They came out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear was yelling, " OK! OK! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit! " Ik admi di janani bahut moti [mera matlab motto] si. Ik din o station te vajan tolan vali machine te charhi. Machine de vich sikka paya te ode vicho ik cheekh di awaj ayi te card bahar aya: " Khotte de puttro - ik ik karke charho " The funniest pinglish I've encountered so far:: " TUSSI TAKE CARE KAREYO JI " .........OK EVERYBODY :-)) Neeti'86(Fwd) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 Ha! Ha! Nice forward, Neeti! :-D Ravin '82 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 Ha! Ha! Nice forward, Neeti! :-D Ravin '82 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 Ha! Ha! Nice forward, Neeti! :-D Ravin '82 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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