Guest guest Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 Wonderful stuff,Kishoreda. I like the way u play with words. If u can get time,to do so,after a hard day's work,could we have a scan of ur brain Kishoreda,just to see,if u r born with a congenital anamoly with 2 sets of cerebral grey matter?. Bye. Shyam(84) BTW,I am sorry if I have missed the earlier emails,but who is Dr.Pramod Gupta,Kishoreda,and who happens to be Anil,he refers to?.Could someone fill in.Thanx. An old fairy tale > > An Old Fairy Tale > > This is a very old love story. In fact, it is an old fairy tale. In a > fairy tale, the Prince marries the Princess, and they live happily > ever after. Well, this one is also a fairy tale, except that the > Princess is about 60 years old and the Prince is nudging seventy. > Sounds more like a fairy tale than a real fairy tale. > > Ms Camilla is known to have once told Prince that her great > grandmother, Alice, had been the mistress of the prince’s great > grandfather, VII. Well, in that case, I wonder if Camilla > should not be named Alice II, or rather Alice too! > > People may not be wrong in remarking that this is the hottest new > addition to the royal family – I mean, remember the menopausal > flushes! Hot! > > It was at a Polo game back in the year 1970 that Prince talked > to Miss Camilla Bowles, when he was clean bowled. He went for a > Polo game and returned from bowling! Ultimately it reached such a do > or die situation, that he preferred not to do, but to Di, that > is. > > After , or rather, according to Di’s version, even during , > the Prince returned to his old love. So if anyone says that the Prince > is marrying his old girl friend, remember that he really means OLD! > > The Queen and her husband have approved (finally) of the marriage. > > “Mummy, may I go for my honeymoon now?” > > “Yes, sonny. I think that you are now old enough.” > > “Mummy dear, can I carry the bride across the threshold?” > > “Yes Sonny dear, as soon as I get your wheel chair fitted with > carrying accessories!” > > The Honeymoon couple may have to carry their own doctor, most likely a > Geriatrician! The medicine chest will have arthritis medicine, so that > the Prince does not get stiff at the wrong places at the wrong time. > And, of course, some other medicine, for right places at the right > time! > > “Honey, this is just like old times!” > > “What old times? These are the old times! It is just like the young > times.” > > “Give me a kiss, dear.” > > “Sure. Just pass the dentures please.” > > “Honey, what shall we name our child?” > > “If, and that is a big if, we have a son, we shall call him the Prince > of ‘wails’!” > > “And if it is a daughter?” > > “Then we will call it a ‘miracle’!” > > Kishore Shah 1974 > > > > > > ------------------------------ > Website: www.mgims.org > ------------------------------ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 Talking of Alzheimer's, I hope everyone has seen the movie " Black " by now. Those who haven't please do. It is a movie of a lifetime, and coming fm Bollywood....... It is incredible. After all How many movies receive a satnding ovation fm the viewers after it ends? But please don't go in large gps with ha ha hee hee friends. It is a movie you need to absorb. So go with someone, with whom you are comfortable enough to cry in front of. And plaese carry tissue papaers with you. And girls / women, no eye make-up please.... So go perhaps for a late night show, so that you don't have to go out for dinner later. It'll not be easy to enjoy that dinner outing!!!!! Anchita On Sun, 13 Feb 2005 Shah wrote : > >Thank you Rohit, > >I hope all this comes from my brain, because with Alzheimer's around >the corner, I forget where I get inspirations from. > >Kishore Shah > > FROM: tonyhs71@... >DATE: Sat, 12 Feb 2005 19:00:42 +0000 (GMT) >SUBJECT: Re: An old fairy tale > >Dear Kishore Sir! > >yet another brilliant posting!!!!where u get this from?!! >well.if it all " pours " from ur imagination....SAUTE AGAIN >SIR!WITH CAPITAL " S " !!! > >rohit(1989 batch) > > > > > > >------------------------------ >Website: www.mgims.org >------------------------------ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 Talking of Alzheimer's, I hope everyone has seen the movie " Black " by now. Those who haven't please do. It is a movie of a lifetime, and coming fm Bollywood....... It is incredible. After all How many movies receive a satnding ovation fm the viewers after it ends? But please don't go in large gps with ha ha hee hee friends. It is a movie you need to absorb. So go with someone, with whom you are comfortable enough to cry in front of. And plaese carry tissue papaers with you. And girls / women, no eye make-up please.... So go perhaps for a late night show, so that you don't have to go out for dinner later. It'll not be easy to enjoy that dinner outing!!!!! Anchita On Sun, 13 Feb 2005 Shah wrote : > >Thank you Rohit, > >I hope all this comes from my brain, because with Alzheimer's around >the corner, I forget where I get inspirations from. > >Kishore Shah > > FROM: tonyhs71@... >DATE: Sat, 12 Feb 2005 19:00:42 +0000 (GMT) >SUBJECT: Re: An old fairy tale > >Dear Kishore Sir! > >yet another brilliant posting!!!!where u get this from?!! >well.if it all " pours " from ur imagination....SAUTE AGAIN >SIR!WITH CAPITAL " S " !!! > >rohit(1989 batch) > > > > > > >------------------------------ >Website: www.mgims.org >------------------------------ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 Talking of Alzheimer's, I hope everyone has seen the movie " Black " by now. Those who haven't please do. It is a movie of a lifetime, and coming fm Bollywood....... It is incredible. After all How many movies receive a satnding ovation fm the viewers after it ends? But please don't go in large gps with ha ha hee hee friends. It is a movie you need to absorb. So go with someone, with whom you are comfortable enough to cry in front of. And plaese carry tissue papaers with you. And girls / women, no eye make-up please.... So go perhaps for a late night show, so that you don't have to go out for dinner later. It'll not be easy to enjoy that dinner outing!!!!! Anchita On Sun, 13 Feb 2005 Shah wrote : > >Thank you Rohit, > >I hope all this comes from my brain, because with Alzheimer's around >the corner, I forget where I get inspirations from. > >Kishore Shah > > FROM: tonyhs71@... >DATE: Sat, 12 Feb 2005 19:00:42 +0000 (GMT) >SUBJECT: Re: An old fairy tale > >Dear Kishore Sir! > >yet another brilliant posting!!!!where u get this from?!! >well.if it all " pours " from ur imagination....SAUTE AGAIN >SIR!WITH CAPITAL " S " !!! > >rohit(1989 batch) > > > > > > >------------------------------ >Website: www.mgims.org >------------------------------ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Hilarious, Kishoreda! Prabha'84 manish n kothari wrote: i cant comment on their daughter but kishore sir you are a MIRACLE On Fri, 11 Feb 2005 Shah wrote : > >An Old Fairy Tale > >This is a very old love story. In fact, it is an old fairy tale. In a >fairy tale, the Prince marries the Princess, and they live happily >ever after. Well, this one is also a fairy tale, except that the >Princess is about 60 years old and the Prince is nudging seventy. >Sounds more like a fairy tale than a real fairy tale. > >Ms Camilla is known to have once told Prince that her great >grandmother, Alice, had been the mistress of the prince’s great >grandfather, VII. Well, in that case, I wonder if Camilla >should not be named Alice II, or rather Alice too! > >People may not be wrong in remarking that this is the hottest new >addition to the royal family – I mean, remember the menopausal >flushes! Hot! > >It was at a Polo game back in the year 1970 that Prince talked >to Miss Camilla Bowles, when he was clean bowled. He went for a >Polo game and returned from bowling! Ultimately it reached such a do >or die situation, that he preferred not to do, but to Di, that >is. > >After , or rather, according to Di’s version, even during , >the Prince returned to his old love. So if anyone says that the Prince >is marrying his old girl friend, remember that he really means OLD! > >The Queen and her husband have approved (finally) of the marriage. > >“Mummy, may I go for my honeymoon now?” > >“Yes, sonny. I think that you are now old enough.” > >“Mummy dear, can I carry the bride across the threshold?” > >“Yes Sonny dear, as soon as I get your wheel chair fitted with >carrying accessories!” > >The Honeymoon couple may have to carry their own doctor, most likely a >Geriatrician! The medicine chest will have arthritis medicine, so that >the Prince does not get stiff at the wrong places at the wrong time. >And, of course, some other medicine, for right places at the right >time! > >“Honey, this is just like old times!” > >“What old times? These are the old times! It is just like the young >times.” > >“Give me a kiss, dear.” > >“Sure. Just pass the dentures please.” > >“Honey, what shall we name our child?” > >“If, and that is a big if, we have a son, we shall call him the Prince >of ‘wails’!” > >“And if it is a daughter?” > >“Then we will call it a ‘miracle’!” > >Kishore Shah 1974 > > > > > >------------------------------ >Website: www.mgims.org >------------------------------ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Hilarious, Kishoreda! Prabha'84 manish n kothari wrote: i cant comment on their daughter but kishore sir you are a MIRACLE On Fri, 11 Feb 2005 Shah wrote : > >An Old Fairy Tale > >This is a very old love story. In fact, it is an old fairy tale. In a >fairy tale, the Prince marries the Princess, and they live happily >ever after. Well, this one is also a fairy tale, except that the >Princess is about 60 years old and the Prince is nudging seventy. >Sounds more like a fairy tale than a real fairy tale. > >Ms Camilla is known to have once told Prince that her great >grandmother, Alice, had been the mistress of the prince’s great >grandfather, VII. Well, in that case, I wonder if Camilla >should not be named Alice II, or rather Alice too! > >People may not be wrong in remarking that this is the hottest new >addition to the royal family – I mean, remember the menopausal >flushes! Hot! > >It was at a Polo game back in the year 1970 that Prince talked >to Miss Camilla Bowles, when he was clean bowled. He went for a >Polo game and returned from bowling! Ultimately it reached such a do >or die situation, that he preferred not to do, but to Di, that >is. > >After , or rather, according to Di’s version, even during , >the Prince returned to his old love. So if anyone says that the Prince >is marrying his old girl friend, remember that he really means OLD! > >The Queen and her husband have approved (finally) of the marriage. > >“Mummy, may I go for my honeymoon now?” > >“Yes, sonny. I think that you are now old enough.” > >“Mummy dear, can I carry the bride across the threshold?” > >“Yes Sonny dear, as soon as I get your wheel chair fitted with >carrying accessories!” > >The Honeymoon couple may have to carry their own doctor, most likely a >Geriatrician! The medicine chest will have arthritis medicine, so that >the Prince does not get stiff at the wrong places at the wrong time. >And, of course, some other medicine, for right places at the right >time! > >“Honey, this is just like old times!” > >“What old times? These are the old times! It is just like the young >times.” > >“Give me a kiss, dear.” > >“Sure. Just pass the dentures please.” > >“Honey, what shall we name our child?” > >“If, and that is a big if, we have a son, we shall call him the Prince >of ‘wails’!” > >“And if it is a daughter?” > >“Then we will call it a ‘miracle’!” > >Kishore Shah 1974 > > > > > >------------------------------ >Website: www.mgims.org >------------------------------ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Hilarious, Kishoreda! Prabha'84 manish n kothari wrote: i cant comment on their daughter but kishore sir you are a MIRACLE On Fri, 11 Feb 2005 Shah wrote : > >An Old Fairy Tale > >This is a very old love story. In fact, it is an old fairy tale. In a >fairy tale, the Prince marries the Princess, and they live happily >ever after. Well, this one is also a fairy tale, except that the >Princess is about 60 years old and the Prince is nudging seventy. >Sounds more like a fairy tale than a real fairy tale. > >Ms Camilla is known to have once told Prince that her great >grandmother, Alice, had been the mistress of the prince’s great >grandfather, VII. Well, in that case, I wonder if Camilla >should not be named Alice II, or rather Alice too! > >People may not be wrong in remarking that this is the hottest new >addition to the royal family – I mean, remember the menopausal >flushes! Hot! > >It was at a Polo game back in the year 1970 that Prince talked >to Miss Camilla Bowles, when he was clean bowled. He went for a >Polo game and returned from bowling! Ultimately it reached such a do >or die situation, that he preferred not to do, but to Di, that >is. > >After , or rather, according to Di’s version, even during , >the Prince returned to his old love. So if anyone says that the Prince >is marrying his old girl friend, remember that he really means OLD! > >The Queen and her husband have approved (finally) of the marriage. > >“Mummy, may I go for my honeymoon now?” > >“Yes, sonny. I think that you are now old enough.” > >“Mummy dear, can I carry the bride across the threshold?” > >“Yes Sonny dear, as soon as I get your wheel chair fitted with >carrying accessories!” > >The Honeymoon couple may have to carry their own doctor, most likely a >Geriatrician! The medicine chest will have arthritis medicine, so that >the Prince does not get stiff at the wrong places at the wrong time. >And, of course, some other medicine, for right places at the right >time! > >“Honey, this is just like old times!” > >“What old times? These are the old times! It is just like the young >times.” > >“Give me a kiss, dear.” > >“Sure. Just pass the dentures please.” > >“Honey, what shall we name our child?” > >“If, and that is a big if, we have a son, we shall call him the Prince >of ‘wails’!” > >“And if it is a daughter?” > >“Then we will call it a ‘miracle’!” > >Kishore Shah 1974 > > > > > >------------------------------ >Website: www.mgims.org >------------------------------ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Thank you, Prabha, VK, Kishore Shah 1974 An Old Fairy Tale > > An Old Fairy Tale > > This is a very old love story. In fact, it is an old fairy tale. In a > fairy tale, the Prince marries the Princess, and they live happily > ever after. Well, this one is also a fairy tale, except that the > Princess is about 60 years old and the Prince is nudging seventy. > Sounds more like a fairy tale than a real fairy tale. > > Ms Camilla is known to have once told Prince that her great > grandmother, Alice, had been the mistress of the prince’s great > grandfather, VII. Well, in that case, I wonder if Camilla > should not be named Alice II, or rather Alice too! > > People may not be wrong in remarking that this is the hottest new > addition to the royal family – I mean, remember the menopausal > flushes! Hot! > > It was at a Polo game back in the year 1970 that Prince talked > to Miss Camilla Bowles, when he was clean bowled. He went for a > Polo game and returned from bowling! Ultimately it reached such a do > or die situation, that he preferred not to do, but to Di, that > is. > > After , or rather, according to Di’s version, even during , > the Prince returned to his old love. So if anyone says that the Prince > is marrying his old girl friend, remember that he really means OLD! > > The Queen and her husband have approved (finally) of the marriage. > > “Mummy, may I go for my honeymoon now?” > > “Yes, sonny. I think that you are now old enough.” > > “Mummy dear, can I carry the bride across the threshold?” > > “Yes Sonny dear, as soon as I get your wheel chair fitted with > carrying accessories!” > > The Honeymoon couple may have to carry their own doctor, most likely a > Geriatrician! The medicine chest will have arthritis medicine, so that > the Prince does not get stiff at the wrong places at the wrong time. > And, of course, some other medicine, for right places at the right > time! > > “Honey, this is just like old times!” > > “What old times? These are the old times! It is just like the young > times.” > > “Give me a kiss, dear.” > > “Sure. Just pass the dentures please.” > > “Honey, what shall we name our child?” > > “If, and that is a big if, we have a son, we shall call him the Prince > of ‘wails’!” > > “And if it is a daughter?” > > “Then we will call it a ‘miracle’!” > > > > Kishore Shah > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Thank you, Prabha, VK, Kishore Shah 1974 An Old Fairy Tale > > An Old Fairy Tale > > This is a very old love story. In fact, it is an old fairy tale. In a > fairy tale, the Prince marries the Princess, and they live happily > ever after. Well, this one is also a fairy tale, except that the > Princess is about 60 years old and the Prince is nudging seventy. > Sounds more like a fairy tale than a real fairy tale. > > Ms Camilla is known to have once told Prince that her great > grandmother, Alice, had been the mistress of the prince’s great > grandfather, VII. Well, in that case, I wonder if Camilla > should not be named Alice II, or rather Alice too! > > People may not be wrong in remarking that this is the hottest new > addition to the royal family – I mean, remember the menopausal > flushes! Hot! > > It was at a Polo game back in the year 1970 that Prince talked > to Miss Camilla Bowles, when he was clean bowled. He went for a > Polo game and returned from bowling! Ultimately it reached such a do > or die situation, that he preferred not to do, but to Di, that > is. > > After , or rather, according to Di’s version, even during , > the Prince returned to his old love. So if anyone says that the Prince > is marrying his old girl friend, remember that he really means OLD! > > The Queen and her husband have approved (finally) of the marriage. > > “Mummy, may I go for my honeymoon now?” > > “Yes, sonny. I think that you are now old enough.” > > “Mummy dear, can I carry the bride across the threshold?” > > “Yes Sonny dear, as soon as I get your wheel chair fitted with > carrying accessories!” > > The Honeymoon couple may have to carry their own doctor, most likely a > Geriatrician! The medicine chest will have arthritis medicine, so that > the Prince does not get stiff at the wrong places at the wrong time. > And, of course, some other medicine, for right places at the right > time! > > “Honey, this is just like old times!” > > “What old times? These are the old times! It is just like the young > times.” > > “Give me a kiss, dear.” > > “Sure. Just pass the dentures please.” > > “Honey, what shall we name our child?” > > “If, and that is a big if, we have a son, we shall call him the Prince > of ‘wails’!” > > “And if it is a daughter?” > > “Then we will call it a ‘miracle’!” > > > > Kishore Shah > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Thank you, Prabha, VK, Kishore Shah 1974 An Old Fairy Tale > > An Old Fairy Tale > > This is a very old love story. In fact, it is an old fairy tale. In a > fairy tale, the Prince marries the Princess, and they live happily > ever after. Well, this one is also a fairy tale, except that the > Princess is about 60 years old and the Prince is nudging seventy. > Sounds more like a fairy tale than a real fairy tale. > > Ms Camilla is known to have once told Prince that her great > grandmother, Alice, had been the mistress of the prince’s great > grandfather, VII. Well, in that case, I wonder if Camilla > should not be named Alice II, or rather Alice too! > > People may not be wrong in remarking that this is the hottest new > addition to the royal family – I mean, remember the menopausal > flushes! Hot! > > It was at a Polo game back in the year 1970 that Prince talked > to Miss Camilla Bowles, when he was clean bowled. He went for a > Polo game and returned from bowling! Ultimately it reached such a do > or die situation, that he preferred not to do, but to Di, that > is. > > After , or rather, according to Di’s version, even during , > the Prince returned to his old love. So if anyone says that the Prince > is marrying his old girl friend, remember that he really means OLD! > > The Queen and her husband have approved (finally) of the marriage. > > “Mummy, may I go for my honeymoon now?” > > “Yes, sonny. I think that you are now old enough.” > > “Mummy dear, can I carry the bride across the threshold?” > > “Yes Sonny dear, as soon as I get your wheel chair fitted with > carrying accessories!” > > The Honeymoon couple may have to carry their own doctor, most likely a > Geriatrician! The medicine chest will have arthritis medicine, so that > the Prince does not get stiff at the wrong places at the wrong time. > And, of course, some other medicine, for right places at the right > time! > > “Honey, this is just like old times!” > > “What old times? These are the old times! It is just like the young > times.” > > “Give me a kiss, dear.” > > “Sure. Just pass the dentures please.” > > “Honey, what shall we name our child?” > > “If, and that is a big if, we have a son, we shall call him the Prince > of ‘wails’!” > > “And if it is a daughter?” > > “Then we will call it a ‘miracle’!” > > > > Kishore Shah > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 God bless you, Richa, and of course, your husband. I appreciate his good wishes. (And wish his good appreciation always!) Kishore Shah 1974 Re: Re: An Old Fairy Tale Dear Sir, Recently my husband who has a good sense of humour commented about you ``Its a great waste of talent......such a good writer and we have made him a Doctor....'' May the quality and quantity of the influx remain as such... Best regards Richa - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 God bless you, Richa, and of course, your husband. I appreciate his good wishes. (And wish his good appreciation always!) Kishore Shah 1974 Re: Re: An Old Fairy Tale Dear Sir, Recently my husband who has a good sense of humour commented about you ``Its a great waste of talent......such a good writer and we have made him a Doctor....'' May the quality and quantity of the influx remain as such... Best regards Richa - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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