Guest guest Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 Superb imagination ! - Ayesha '96 > An Old Fairy Tale > > This is a very old love story. In fact, it is an old fairy tale. In a > fairy tale, the Prince marries the Princess, and they live happily > ever after. Well, this one is also a fairy tale, except that the > Princess is about 60 years old and the Prince is nudging seventy. > Sounds more like a fairy tale than a real fairy tale. > > Ms Camilla is known to have once told Prince that her great > grandmother, Alice, had been the mistress of the prince's great > grandfather, VII. Well, in that case, I wonder if Camilla > should not be named Alice II, or rather Alice too! > > People may not be wrong in remarking that this is the hottest new > addition to the royal family – I mean, remember the menopausal > flushes! Hot! > > It was at a Polo game back in the year 1970 that Prince talked > to Miss Camilla Bowles, when he was clean bowled. He went for a > Polo game and returned from bowling! Ultimately it reached such a do > or die situation, that he preferred not to do, but to Di, that > is. > > After , or rather, according to Di's version, even during , > the Prince returned to his old love. So if anyone says that the Prince > is marrying his old girl friend, remember that he really means OLD! > > The Queen and her husband have approved (finally) of the marriage. > > " Mummy, may I go for my honeymoon now? " > > " Yes, sonny. I think that you are now old enough. " > > " Mummy dear, can I carry the bride across the threshold? " > > " Yes Sonny dear, as soon as I get your wheel chair fitted with > carrying accessories! " > > The Honeymoon couple may have to carry their own doctor, most likely a > Geriatrician! The medicine chest will have arthritis medicine, so that > the Prince does not get stiff at the wrong places at the wrong time. > And, of course, some other medicine, for right places at the right > time! > > " Honey, this is just like old times! " > > " What old times? These are the old times! It is just like the young > times. " > > " Give me a kiss, dear. " > > " Sure. Just pass the dentures please. " > > " Honey, what shall we name our child? " > > " If, and that is a big if, we have a son, we shall call him the Prince > of `wails'! " > > " And if it is a daughter? " > > " Then we will call it a `miracle'! " > > Kishore Shah 1974 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 Superb imagination ! - Ayesha '96 > An Old Fairy Tale > > This is a very old love story. In fact, it is an old fairy tale. In a > fairy tale, the Prince marries the Princess, and they live happily > ever after. Well, this one is also a fairy tale, except that the > Princess is about 60 years old and the Prince is nudging seventy. > Sounds more like a fairy tale than a real fairy tale. > > Ms Camilla is known to have once told Prince that her great > grandmother, Alice, had been the mistress of the prince's great > grandfather, VII. Well, in that case, I wonder if Camilla > should not be named Alice II, or rather Alice too! > > People may not be wrong in remarking that this is the hottest new > addition to the royal family – I mean, remember the menopausal > flushes! Hot! > > It was at a Polo game back in the year 1970 that Prince talked > to Miss Camilla Bowles, when he was clean bowled. He went for a > Polo game and returned from bowling! Ultimately it reached such a do > or die situation, that he preferred not to do, but to Di, that > is. > > After , or rather, according to Di's version, even during , > the Prince returned to his old love. So if anyone says that the Prince > is marrying his old girl friend, remember that he really means OLD! > > The Queen and her husband have approved (finally) of the marriage. > > " Mummy, may I go for my honeymoon now? " > > " Yes, sonny. I think that you are now old enough. " > > " Mummy dear, can I carry the bride across the threshold? " > > " Yes Sonny dear, as soon as I get your wheel chair fitted with > carrying accessories! " > > The Honeymoon couple may have to carry their own doctor, most likely a > Geriatrician! The medicine chest will have arthritis medicine, so that > the Prince does not get stiff at the wrong places at the wrong time. > And, of course, some other medicine, for right places at the right > time! > > " Honey, this is just like old times! " > > " What old times? These are the old times! It is just like the young > times. " > > " Give me a kiss, dear. " > > " Sure. Just pass the dentures please. " > > " Honey, what shall we name our child? " > > " If, and that is a big if, we have a son, we shall call him the Prince > of `wails'! " > > " And if it is a daughter? " > > " Then we will call it a `miracle'! " > > Kishore Shah 1974 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 Superb imagination ! - Ayesha '96 > An Old Fairy Tale > > This is a very old love story. In fact, it is an old fairy tale. In a > fairy tale, the Prince marries the Princess, and they live happily > ever after. Well, this one is also a fairy tale, except that the > Princess is about 60 years old and the Prince is nudging seventy. > Sounds more like a fairy tale than a real fairy tale. > > Ms Camilla is known to have once told Prince that her great > grandmother, Alice, had been the mistress of the prince's great > grandfather, VII. Well, in that case, I wonder if Camilla > should not be named Alice II, or rather Alice too! > > People may not be wrong in remarking that this is the hottest new > addition to the royal family – I mean, remember the menopausal > flushes! Hot! > > It was at a Polo game back in the year 1970 that Prince talked > to Miss Camilla Bowles, when he was clean bowled. He went for a > Polo game and returned from bowling! Ultimately it reached such a do > or die situation, that he preferred not to do, but to Di, that > is. > > After , or rather, according to Di's version, even during , > the Prince returned to his old love. So if anyone says that the Prince > is marrying his old girl friend, remember that he really means OLD! > > The Queen and her husband have approved (finally) of the marriage. > > " Mummy, may I go for my honeymoon now? " > > " Yes, sonny. I think that you are now old enough. " > > " Mummy dear, can I carry the bride across the threshold? " > > " Yes Sonny dear, as soon as I get your wheel chair fitted with > carrying accessories! " > > The Honeymoon couple may have to carry their own doctor, most likely a > Geriatrician! The medicine chest will have arthritis medicine, so that > the Prince does not get stiff at the wrong places at the wrong time. > And, of course, some other medicine, for right places at the right > time! > > " Honey, this is just like old times! " > > " What old times? These are the old times! It is just like the young > times. " > > " Give me a kiss, dear. " > > " Sure. Just pass the dentures please. " > > " Honey, what shall we name our child? " > > " If, and that is a big if, we have a son, we shall call him the Prince > of `wails'! " > > " And if it is a daughter? " > > " Then we will call it a `miracle'! " > > Kishore Shah 1974 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 i cant comment on their daughter but kishore sir you are a MIRACLE On Fri, 11 Feb 2005 Shah wrote : > >An Old Fairy Tale > >This is a very old love story. In fact, it is an old fairy tale. In a >fairy tale, the Prince marries the Princess, and they live happily >ever after. Well, this one is also a fairy tale, except that the >Princess is about 60 years old and the Prince is nudging seventy. >Sounds more like a fairy tale than a real fairy tale. > >Ms Camilla is known to have once told Prince that her great >grandmother, Alice, had been the mistress of the prince’s great >grandfather, VII. Well, in that case, I wonder if Camilla >should not be named Alice II, or rather Alice too! > >People may not be wrong in remarking that this is the hottest new >addition to the royal family – I mean, remember the menopausal >flushes! Hot! > >It was at a Polo game back in the year 1970 that Prince talked >to Miss Camilla Bowles, when he was clean bowled. He went for a >Polo game and returned from bowling! Ultimately it reached such a do >or die situation, that he preferred not to do, but to Di, that >is. > >After , or rather, according to Di’s version, even during , >the Prince returned to his old love. So if anyone says that the Prince >is marrying his old girl friend, remember that he really means OLD! > >The Queen and her husband have approved (finally) of the marriage. > >“Mummy, may I go for my honeymoon now?” > >“Yes, sonny. I think that you are now old enough.” > >“Mummy dear, can I carry the bride across the threshold?” > >“Yes Sonny dear, as soon as I get your wheel chair fitted with >carrying accessories!” > >The Honeymoon couple may have to carry their own doctor, most likely a >Geriatrician! The medicine chest will have arthritis medicine, so that >the Prince does not get stiff at the wrong places at the wrong time. >And, of course, some other medicine, for right places at the right >time! > >“Honey, this is just like old times!” > >“What old times? These are the old times! It is just like the young >times.” > >“Give me a kiss, dear.” > >“Sure. Just pass the dentures please.” > >“Honey, what shall we name our child?” > >“If, and that is a big if, we have a son, we shall call him the Prince >of ‘wails’!” > >“And if it is a daughter?” > >“Then we will call it a ‘miracle’!” > >Kishore Shah 1974 > > > > > >------------------------------ >Website: www.mgims.org >------------------------------ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 i cant comment on their daughter but kishore sir you are a MIRACLE On Fri, 11 Feb 2005 Shah wrote : > >An Old Fairy Tale > >This is a very old love story. In fact, it is an old fairy tale. In a >fairy tale, the Prince marries the Princess, and they live happily >ever after. Well, this one is also a fairy tale, except that the >Princess is about 60 years old and the Prince is nudging seventy. >Sounds more like a fairy tale than a real fairy tale. > >Ms Camilla is known to have once told Prince that her great >grandmother, Alice, had been the mistress of the prince’s great >grandfather, VII. Well, in that case, I wonder if Camilla >should not be named Alice II, or rather Alice too! > >People may not be wrong in remarking that this is the hottest new >addition to the royal family – I mean, remember the menopausal >flushes! Hot! > >It was at a Polo game back in the year 1970 that Prince talked >to Miss Camilla Bowles, when he was clean bowled. He went for a >Polo game and returned from bowling! Ultimately it reached such a do >or die situation, that he preferred not to do, but to Di, that >is. > >After , or rather, according to Di’s version, even during , >the Prince returned to his old love. So if anyone says that the Prince >is marrying his old girl friend, remember that he really means OLD! > >The Queen and her husband have approved (finally) of the marriage. > >“Mummy, may I go for my honeymoon now?” > >“Yes, sonny. I think that you are now old enough.” > >“Mummy dear, can I carry the bride across the threshold?” > >“Yes Sonny dear, as soon as I get your wheel chair fitted with >carrying accessories!” > >The Honeymoon couple may have to carry their own doctor, most likely a >Geriatrician! The medicine chest will have arthritis medicine, so that >the Prince does not get stiff at the wrong places at the wrong time. >And, of course, some other medicine, for right places at the right >time! > >“Honey, this is just like old times!” > >“What old times? These are the old times! It is just like the young >times.” > >“Give me a kiss, dear.” > >“Sure. Just pass the dentures please.” > >“Honey, what shall we name our child?” > >“If, and that is a big if, we have a son, we shall call him the Prince >of ‘wails’!” > >“And if it is a daughter?” > >“Then we will call it a ‘miracle’!” > >Kishore Shah 1974 > > > > > >------------------------------ >Website: www.mgims.org >------------------------------ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 i cant comment on their daughter but kishore sir you are a MIRACLE On Fri, 11 Feb 2005 Shah wrote : > >An Old Fairy Tale > >This is a very old love story. In fact, it is an old fairy tale. In a >fairy tale, the Prince marries the Princess, and they live happily >ever after. Well, this one is also a fairy tale, except that the >Princess is about 60 years old and the Prince is nudging seventy. >Sounds more like a fairy tale than a real fairy tale. > >Ms Camilla is known to have once told Prince that her great >grandmother, Alice, had been the mistress of the prince’s great >grandfather, VII. Well, in that case, I wonder if Camilla >should not be named Alice II, or rather Alice too! > >People may not be wrong in remarking that this is the hottest new >addition to the royal family – I mean, remember the menopausal >flushes! Hot! > >It was at a Polo game back in the year 1970 that Prince talked >to Miss Camilla Bowles, when he was clean bowled. He went for a >Polo game and returned from bowling! Ultimately it reached such a do >or die situation, that he preferred not to do, but to Di, that >is. > >After , or rather, according to Di’s version, even during , >the Prince returned to his old love. So if anyone says that the Prince >is marrying his old girl friend, remember that he really means OLD! > >The Queen and her husband have approved (finally) of the marriage. > >“Mummy, may I go for my honeymoon now?” > >“Yes, sonny. I think that you are now old enough.” > >“Mummy dear, can I carry the bride across the threshold?” > >“Yes Sonny dear, as soon as I get your wheel chair fitted with >carrying accessories!” > >The Honeymoon couple may have to carry their own doctor, most likely a >Geriatrician! The medicine chest will have arthritis medicine, so that >the Prince does not get stiff at the wrong places at the wrong time. >And, of course, some other medicine, for right places at the right >time! > >“Honey, this is just like old times!” > >“What old times? These are the old times! It is just like the young >times.” > >“Give me a kiss, dear.” > >“Sure. Just pass the dentures please.” > >“Honey, what shall we name our child?” > >“If, and that is a big if, we have a son, we shall call him the Prince >of ‘wails’!” > >“And if it is a daughter?” > >“Then we will call it a ‘miracle’!” > >Kishore Shah 1974 > > > > > >------------------------------ >Website: www.mgims.org >------------------------------ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest guest Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 Ha! Ha! Another good one, Kishore. There was an episode on Discovery channel some time back that dealt with this topic in real detail. Very interesting. It appears that 's marriage to Prince was arranged by none other than Camilla. She thought it would be convenient to have such a person, a simpleton. Ravin '82 An old fairy tale > > An Old Fairy Tale > > This is a very old love story. In fact, it is an old fairy tale. In a > fairy tale, the Prince marries the Princess, and they live happily > ever after. Well, this one is also a fairy tale, except that the > Princess is about 60 years old and the Prince is nudging seventy. > Sounds more like a fairy tale than a real fairy tale. > > Ms Camilla is known to have once told Prince that her great > grandmother, Alice, had been the mistress of the prince’s great > grandfather, VII. Well, in that case, I wonder if Camilla > should not be named Alice II, or rather Alice too! > > People may not be wrong in remarking that this is the hottest new > addition to the royal family – I mean, remember the menopausal > flushes! Hot! > > It was at a Polo game back in the year 1970 that Prince talked > to Miss Camilla Bowles, when he was clean bowled. He went for a > Polo game and returned from bowling! Ultimately it reached such a do > or die situation, that he preferred not to do, but to Di, that > is. > > After , or rather, according to Di’s version, even during , > the Prince returned to his old love. So if anyone says that the Prince > is marrying his old girl friend, remember that he really means OLD! > > The Queen and her husband have approved (finally) of the marriage. > > “Mummy, may I go for my honeymoon now?” > > “Yes, sonny. I think that you are now old enough.” > > “Mummy dear, can I carry the bride across the threshold?” > > “Yes Sonny dear, as soon as I get your wheel chair fitted with > carrying accessories!” > > The Honeymoon couple may have to carry their own doctor, most likely a > Geriatrician! The medicine chest will have arthritis medicine, so that > the Prince does not get stiff at the wrong places at the wrong time. > And, of course, some other medicine, for right places at the right > time! > > “Honey, this is just like old times!” > > “What old times? These are the old times! It is just like the young > times.” > > “Give me a kiss, dear.” > > “Sure. Just pass the dentures please.” > > “Honey, what shall we name our child?” > > “If, and that is a big if, we have a son, we shall call him the Prince > of ‘wails’!” > > “And if it is a daughter?” > > “Then we will call it a ‘miracle’!” > > Kishore Shah 1974 > > > > > > ------------------------------ > Website: www.mgims.org > ------------------------------ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 Ha! Ha! Another good one, Kishore. There was an episode on Discovery channel some time back that dealt with this topic in real detail. Very interesting. It appears that 's marriage to Prince was arranged by none other than Camilla. She thought it would be convenient to have such a person, a simpleton. Ravin '82 An old fairy tale > > An Old Fairy Tale > > This is a very old love story. In fact, it is an old fairy tale. In a > fairy tale, the Prince marries the Princess, and they live happily > ever after. Well, this one is also a fairy tale, except that the > Princess is about 60 years old and the Prince is nudging seventy. > Sounds more like a fairy tale than a real fairy tale. > > Ms Camilla is known to have once told Prince that her great > grandmother, Alice, had been the mistress of the prince’s great > grandfather, VII. Well, in that case, I wonder if Camilla > should not be named Alice II, or rather Alice too! > > People may not be wrong in remarking that this is the hottest new > addition to the royal family – I mean, remember the menopausal > flushes! Hot! > > It was at a Polo game back in the year 1970 that Prince talked > to Miss Camilla Bowles, when he was clean bowled. He went for a > Polo game and returned from bowling! Ultimately it reached such a do > or die situation, that he preferred not to do, but to Di, that > is. > > After , or rather, according to Di’s version, even during , > the Prince returned to his old love. So if anyone says that the Prince > is marrying his old girl friend, remember that he really means OLD! > > The Queen and her husband have approved (finally) of the marriage. > > “Mummy, may I go for my honeymoon now?” > > “Yes, sonny. I think that you are now old enough.” > > “Mummy dear, can I carry the bride across the threshold?” > > “Yes Sonny dear, as soon as I get your wheel chair fitted with > carrying accessories!” > > The Honeymoon couple may have to carry their own doctor, most likely a > Geriatrician! The medicine chest will have arthritis medicine, so that > the Prince does not get stiff at the wrong places at the wrong time. > And, of course, some other medicine, for right places at the right > time! > > “Honey, this is just like old times!” > > “What old times? These are the old times! It is just like the young > times.” > > “Give me a kiss, dear.” > > “Sure. Just pass the dentures please.” > > “Honey, what shall we name our child?” > > “If, and that is a big if, we have a son, we shall call him the Prince > of ‘wails’!” > > “And if it is a daughter?” > > “Then we will call it a ‘miracle’!” > > Kishore Shah 1974 > > > > > > ------------------------------ > Website: www.mgims.org > ------------------------------ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 Ha! Ha! Another good one, Kishore. There was an episode on Discovery channel some time back that dealt with this topic in real detail. Very interesting. It appears that 's marriage to Prince was arranged by none other than Camilla. She thought it would be convenient to have such a person, a simpleton. Ravin '82 An old fairy tale > > An Old Fairy Tale > > This is a very old love story. In fact, it is an old fairy tale. In a > fairy tale, the Prince marries the Princess, and they live happily > ever after. Well, this one is also a fairy tale, except that the > Princess is about 60 years old and the Prince is nudging seventy. > Sounds more like a fairy tale than a real fairy tale. > > Ms Camilla is known to have once told Prince that her great > grandmother, Alice, had been the mistress of the prince’s great > grandfather, VII. Well, in that case, I wonder if Camilla > should not be named Alice II, or rather Alice too! > > People may not be wrong in remarking that this is the hottest new > addition to the royal family – I mean, remember the menopausal > flushes! Hot! > > It was at a Polo game back in the year 1970 that Prince talked > to Miss Camilla Bowles, when he was clean bowled. He went for a > Polo game and returned from bowling! Ultimately it reached such a do > or die situation, that he preferred not to do, but to Di, that > is. > > After , or rather, according to Di’s version, even during , > the Prince returned to his old love. So if anyone says that the Prince > is marrying his old girl friend, remember that he really means OLD! > > The Queen and her husband have approved (finally) of the marriage. > > “Mummy, may I go for my honeymoon now?” > > “Yes, sonny. I think that you are now old enough.” > > “Mummy dear, can I carry the bride across the threshold?” > > “Yes Sonny dear, as soon as I get your wheel chair fitted with > carrying accessories!” > > The Honeymoon couple may have to carry their own doctor, most likely a > Geriatrician! The medicine chest will have arthritis medicine, so that > the Prince does not get stiff at the wrong places at the wrong time. > And, of course, some other medicine, for right places at the right > time! > > “Honey, this is just like old times!” > > “What old times? These are the old times! It is just like the young > times.” > > “Give me a kiss, dear.” > > “Sure. Just pass the dentures please.” > > “Honey, what shall we name our child?” > > “If, and that is a big if, we have a son, we shall call him the Prince > of ‘wails’!” > > “And if it is a daughter?” > > “Then we will call it a ‘miracle’!” > > Kishore Shah 1974 > > > > > > ------------------------------ > Website: www.mgims.org > ------------------------------ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 Dear Ravin, ----- Original Message ----- From: " Dr. Ravin N. Das " There was an episode on Discovery channel some time back that dealt with this topic in real detail. Very interesting. Was the episode on Discovery channel in the Old Archaeological finds section? Kishore Shah 1974 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 Kishore Sir It was very entertaining indeed...!!! Ameet On Fri, 11 Feb 2005 10:34:51 -0800 (PST), manish n kothari wrote: > i cant comment on their daughter but kishore sir you are a MIRACLE > > > On Fri, 11 Feb 2005 Shah wrote : > > > > >An Old Fairy Tale > > > >This is a very old love story. In fact, it is an old fairy tale. In a > >fairy tale, the Prince marries the Princess, and they live happily > >ever after. Well, this one is also a fairy tale, except that the > >Princess is about 60 years old and the Prince is nudging seventy. > >Sounds more like a fairy tale than a real fairy tale. > > > >Ms Camilla is known to have once told Prince that her great > >grandmother, Alice, had been the mistress of the prince's great > >grandfather, VII. Well, in that case, I wonder if Camilla > >should not be named Alice II, or rather Alice too! > > > >People may not be wrong in remarking that this is the hottest new > >addition to the royal family – I mean, remember the menopausal > >flushes! Hot! > > > >It was at a Polo game back in the year 1970 that Prince talked > >to Miss Camilla Bowles, when he was clean bowled. He went for a > >Polo game and returned from bowling! Ultimately it reached such a do > >or die situation, that he preferred not to do, but to Di, that > >is. > > > >After , or rather, according to Di's version, even during , > >the Prince returned to his old love. So if anyone says that the Prince > >is marrying his old girl friend, remember that he really means OLD! > > > >The Queen and her husband have approved (finally) of the marriage. > > > > " Mummy, may I go for my honeymoon now? " > > > > " Yes, sonny. I think that you are now old enough. " > > > > " Mummy dear, can I carry the bride across the threshold? " > > > > " Yes Sonny dear, as soon as I get your wheel chair fitted with > >carrying accessories! " > > > >The Honeymoon couple may have to carry their own doctor, most likely a > >Geriatrician! The medicine chest will have arthritis medicine, so that > >the Prince does not get stiff at the wrong places at the wrong time. > >And, of course, some other medicine, for right places at the right > >time! > > > > " Honey, this is just like old times! " > > > > " What old times? These are the old times! It is just like the young > >times. " > > > > " Give me a kiss, dear. " > > > > " Sure. Just pass the dentures please. " > > > > " Honey, what shall we name our child? " > > > > " If, and that is a big if, we have a son, we shall call him the Prince > >of 'wails'! " > > > > " And if it is a daughter? " > > > > " Then we will call it a 'miracle'! " > > > >Kishore Shah 1974 > > > > > > > > > > > >------------------------------ > >Website: www.mgims.org > >------------------------------ > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 Kishore Sir It was very entertaining indeed...!!! Ameet On Fri, 11 Feb 2005 10:34:51 -0800 (PST), manish n kothari wrote: > i cant comment on their daughter but kishore sir you are a MIRACLE > > > On Fri, 11 Feb 2005 Shah wrote : > > > > >An Old Fairy Tale > > > >This is a very old love story. In fact, it is an old fairy tale. In a > >fairy tale, the Prince marries the Princess, and they live happily > >ever after. Well, this one is also a fairy tale, except that the > >Princess is about 60 years old and the Prince is nudging seventy. > >Sounds more like a fairy tale than a real fairy tale. > > > >Ms Camilla is known to have once told Prince that her great > >grandmother, Alice, had been the mistress of the prince's great > >grandfather, VII. Well, in that case, I wonder if Camilla > >should not be named Alice II, or rather Alice too! > > > >People may not be wrong in remarking that this is the hottest new > >addition to the royal family – I mean, remember the menopausal > >flushes! Hot! > > > >It was at a Polo game back in the year 1970 that Prince talked > >to Miss Camilla Bowles, when he was clean bowled. He went for a > >Polo game and returned from bowling! Ultimately it reached such a do > >or die situation, that he preferred not to do, but to Di, that > >is. > > > >After , or rather, according to Di's version, even during , > >the Prince returned to his old love. So if anyone says that the Prince > >is marrying his old girl friend, remember that he really means OLD! > > > >The Queen and her husband have approved (finally) of the marriage. > > > > " Mummy, may I go for my honeymoon now? " > > > > " Yes, sonny. I think that you are now old enough. " > > > > " Mummy dear, can I carry the bride across the threshold? " > > > > " Yes Sonny dear, as soon as I get your wheel chair fitted with > >carrying accessories! " > > > >The Honeymoon couple may have to carry their own doctor, most likely a > >Geriatrician! The medicine chest will have arthritis medicine, so that > >the Prince does not get stiff at the wrong places at the wrong time. > >And, of course, some other medicine, for right places at the right > >time! > > > > " Honey, this is just like old times! " > > > > " What old times? These are the old times! It is just like the young > >times. " > > > > " Give me a kiss, dear. " > > > > " Sure. Just pass the dentures please. " > > > > " Honey, what shall we name our child? " > > > > " If, and that is a big if, we have a son, we shall call him the Prince > >of 'wails'! " > > > > " And if it is a daughter? " > > > > " Then we will call it a 'miracle'! " > > > >Kishore Shah 1974 > > > > > > > > > > > >------------------------------ > >Website: www.mgims.org > >------------------------------ > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 Thank you Ameet. Kishore Shah 1974 Re: An old fairy tale Kishore Sir It was very entertaining indeed...!!! Ameet On Fri, 11 Feb 2005 10:34:51 -0800 (PST), manish n kothari wrote: > i cant comment on their daughter but kishore sir you are a MIRACLE > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 Thank you Ameet. Kishore Shah 1974 Re: An old fairy tale Kishore Sir It was very entertaining indeed...!!! Ameet On Fri, 11 Feb 2005 10:34:51 -0800 (PST), manish n kothari wrote: > i cant comment on their daughter but kishore sir you are a MIRACLE > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 Dear Kishore Sir! yet another brilliant posting!!!!where u get this from?!! well.if it all " pours " from ur imagination....SAUTE AGAIN SIR!WITH CAPITAL " S " !!! rohit(1989 batch) ________________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! India Matrimony: Find your life partner online Go to: http://yahoo.shaadi.com/india-matrimony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 Dear Kishore Sir! yet another brilliant posting!!!!where u get this from?!! well.if it all " pours " from ur imagination....SAUTE AGAIN SIR!WITH CAPITAL " S " !!! rohit(1989 batch) ________________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! India Matrimony: Find your life partner online Go to: http://yahoo.shaadi.com/india-matrimony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 Thank you Rohit, I hope all this comes from my brain, because with Alzheimer's around the corner, I forget where I get inspirations from. Kishore Shah FROM: tonyhs71@... DATE: Sat, 12 Feb 2005 19:00:42 +0000 (GMT) SUBJECT: Re: An old fairy tale Dear Kishore Sir! yet another brilliant posting!!!!where u get this from?!! well.if it all " pours " from ur imagination....SAUTE AGAIN SIR!WITH CAPITAL " S " !!! rohit(1989 batch) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 Thank you Rohit, I hope all this comes from my brain, because with Alzheimer's around the corner, I forget where I get inspirations from. Kishore Shah FROM: tonyhs71@... DATE: Sat, 12 Feb 2005 19:00:42 +0000 (GMT) SUBJECT: Re: An old fairy tale Dear Kishore Sir! yet another brilliant posting!!!!where u get this from?!! well.if it all " pours " from ur imagination....SAUTE AGAIN SIR!WITH CAPITAL " S " !!! rohit(1989 batch) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 Thank you Rohit, I hope all this comes from my brain, because with Alzheimer's around the corner, I forget where I get inspirations from. Kishore Shah FROM: tonyhs71@... DATE: Sat, 12 Feb 2005 19:00:42 +0000 (GMT) SUBJECT: Re: An old fairy tale Dear Kishore Sir! yet another brilliant posting!!!!where u get this from?!! well.if it all " pours " from ur imagination....SAUTE AGAIN SIR!WITH CAPITAL " S " !!! rohit(1989 batch) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 :-D No, I think it was " Adversaries " ... Ravin '82 Re: An old fairy tale > > Dear Ravin, > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: " Dr. Ravin N. Das " There was an episode on Discovery channel > some time back that dealt with > this topic in real detail. Very interesting. > > Was the episode on Discovery channel in the Old Archaeological finds > section? > > Kishore Shah 1974 > > > > > ------------------------------ > Website: www.mgims.org > ------------------------------ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 Wonderful stuff,Kishoreda. I like the way u play with words. If u can get time,to do so,after a hard day's work,could we have a scan of ur brain Kishoreda,just to see,if u r born with a congenital anamoly with 2 sets of cerebral grey matter?. Bye. Shyam(84) BTW,I am sorry if I have missed the earlier emails,but who is Dr.Pramod Gupta,Kishoreda,and who happens to be Anil,he refers to?.Could someone fill in.Thanx. An old fairy tale > > An Old Fairy Tale > > This is a very old love story. In fact, it is an old fairy tale. In a > fairy tale, the Prince marries the Princess, and they live happily > ever after. Well, this one is also a fairy tale, except that the > Princess is about 60 years old and the Prince is nudging seventy. > Sounds more like a fairy tale than a real fairy tale. > > Ms Camilla is known to have once told Prince that her great > grandmother, Alice, had been the mistress of the prince’s great > grandfather, VII. Well, in that case, I wonder if Camilla > should not be named Alice II, or rather Alice too! > > People may not be wrong in remarking that this is the hottest new > addition to the royal family – I mean, remember the menopausal > flushes! Hot! > > It was at a Polo game back in the year 1970 that Prince talked > to Miss Camilla Bowles, when he was clean bowled. He went for a > Polo game and returned from bowling! Ultimately it reached such a do > or die situation, that he preferred not to do, but to Di, that > is. > > After , or rather, according to Di’s version, even during , > the Prince returned to his old love. So if anyone says that the Prince > is marrying his old girl friend, remember that he really means OLD! > > The Queen and her husband have approved (finally) of the marriage. > > “Mummy, may I go for my honeymoon now?” > > “Yes, sonny. I think that you are now old enough.” > > “Mummy dear, can I carry the bride across the threshold?” > > “Yes Sonny dear, as soon as I get your wheel chair fitted with > carrying accessories!” > > The Honeymoon couple may have to carry their own doctor, most likely a > Geriatrician! The medicine chest will have arthritis medicine, so that > the Prince does not get stiff at the wrong places at the wrong time. > And, of course, some other medicine, for right places at the right > time! > > “Honey, this is just like old times!” > > “What old times? These are the old times! It is just like the young > times.” > > “Give me a kiss, dear.” > > “Sure. Just pass the dentures please.” > > “Honey, what shall we name our child?” > > “If, and that is a big if, we have a son, we shall call him the Prince > of ‘wails’!” > > “And if it is a daughter?” > > “Then we will call it a ‘miracle’!” > > Kishore Shah 1974 > > > > > > ------------------------------ > Website: www.mgims.org > ------------------------------ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 Wonderful stuff,Kishoreda. I like the way u play with words. If u can get time,to do so,after a hard day's work,could we have a scan of ur brain Kishoreda,just to see,if u r born with a congenital anamoly with 2 sets of cerebral grey matter?. Bye. Shyam(84) BTW,I am sorry if I have missed the earlier emails,but who is Dr.Pramod Gupta,Kishoreda,and who happens to be Anil,he refers to?.Could someone fill in.Thanx. An old fairy tale > > An Old Fairy Tale > > This is a very old love story. In fact, it is an old fairy tale. In a > fairy tale, the Prince marries the Princess, and they live happily > ever after. Well, this one is also a fairy tale, except that the > Princess is about 60 years old and the Prince is nudging seventy. > Sounds more like a fairy tale than a real fairy tale. > > Ms Camilla is known to have once told Prince that her great > grandmother, Alice, had been the mistress of the prince’s great > grandfather, VII. Well, in that case, I wonder if Camilla > should not be named Alice II, or rather Alice too! > > People may not be wrong in remarking that this is the hottest new > addition to the royal family – I mean, remember the menopausal > flushes! Hot! > > It was at a Polo game back in the year 1970 that Prince talked > to Miss Camilla Bowles, when he was clean bowled. He went for a > Polo game and returned from bowling! Ultimately it reached such a do > or die situation, that he preferred not to do, but to Di, that > is. > > After , or rather, according to Di’s version, even during , > the Prince returned to his old love. So if anyone says that the Prince > is marrying his old girl friend, remember that he really means OLD! > > The Queen and her husband have approved (finally) of the marriage. > > “Mummy, may I go for my honeymoon now?” > > “Yes, sonny. I think that you are now old enough.” > > “Mummy dear, can I carry the bride across the threshold?” > > “Yes Sonny dear, as soon as I get your wheel chair fitted with > carrying accessories!” > > The Honeymoon couple may have to carry their own doctor, most likely a > Geriatrician! The medicine chest will have arthritis medicine, so that > the Prince does not get stiff at the wrong places at the wrong time. > And, of course, some other medicine, for right places at the right > time! > > “Honey, this is just like old times!” > > “What old times? These are the old times! It is just like the young > times.” > > “Give me a kiss, dear.” > > “Sure. Just pass the dentures please.” > > “Honey, what shall we name our child?” > > “If, and that is a big if, we have a son, we shall call him the Prince > of ‘wails’!” > > “And if it is a daughter?” > > “Then we will call it a ‘miracle’!” > > Kishore Shah 1974 > > > > > > ------------------------------ > Website: www.mgims.org > ------------------------------ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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