Guest guest Posted May 2, 2001 Report Share Posted May 2, 2001 Funnies Pet Videos is looking for you! Cyndy --- Anon Mous wrote: > , I cracked up reading the story about your parrots picking > on your mom. > > << > She purposefully spent several minutes working a cup of coffee > until she spilled it down mother's back. Then she sat there and > looked so surprised, with the " It was an accident, I'm the > crippled bird " look on her face. I'm sure it puts me in the PA > hall of fame, but I still think this was hilarious. > >> > > PA = Parrot Aggressive?? LOL > > And I'm really glad you didn't drive your car off the bridge... > (((hugs))) > > Hugs, > Anon > > P.S. My nada refuses to learn how to use the VCR, too. > > --- already_free@... wrote: > > There was one time that I started to kill my mother and > > myself. It > > wasn't premeditated. She was on vacation and staying with me. > > After a couple of days I was pretty stressed. I was driving > > the car > > with her in the passenger seat. She was nagging at me about > > something, I don't remember what any more. As I drove over an > > overpass I turned the wheal and started to drive the car off > > the > > bridge. I was driving at freeway speeds. I expect it would > > have > > killed us to go over the side of the bridge. At the last > > second I > > consciously realized what I was doing and turned the car back > > to the > > road. It still frightens me that I was so close to doing that, > > and > > without even bringing my conscious mind in on it. > > > > Actually vacations are normally times my mother is pretty > > fully > > decompensated. Some of it is almost amusing. Like the time she > > was > > the first person to sleep on my new futon in the guest room. > > After > > her first night on it, in the morning, she sits on it and then > > asks > > me if it is comfortable. > > > > That same trip, I was heating the house with space heaters > > because I > > hadn't yet been able to afford to fix the heat ducts. She was > > sitting right next to a space heater. She complained about the > > > > temperature, but it was too much for her to adjust the heater. > > > > > > I bought her a VCR a couple of years ago as a gift. I hooked > > it up > > for her and showed her how to use it. She has never used it > > and says > > it is too complicated to put a tape into it. > > > > My parrots both hate her. When they met her, my male gray > > chased her > > around the house and tried to bite her feet. As funny as I > > found > > this, it got him scolded and caged. My female gray is smarter. > > She > > has a congenitally deformed hip and is mildly handicapped. She > > > > purposefully spent several minutes working a cup of coffee > > until she > > spilled it down mother's back. Then she sat there and looked > > so > > surprised, with the " It was an accident, I'm the crippled > > bird " look on her face. I'm sure it puts me in the PA hall of > > fame, but I still think this was hilarious. Female parrot is > > on my > > lap as I type this, and I think maybe she needs some extra > > kisses > > right about now. > > > > > > __________________________________________________ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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