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Bengali

One Bengali is a poet

Two Bengalis is a film society

Three Bengalis is a political party

Four Bengalis is two political parties

Bihari

One Bihari is Laloo Prasad Yadav

Two Biharis is a booth-capturing squad

Three Biharis is a caste killing

Four Biharis is the entire literate population of Patna

Punjabi

One Punjabi is a 100 kg hulk named Pinky

Two Punjabis is a Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky

Three Punjabis is an assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local Mcs

Four Punjabis is a combined IQ equal to one

Mallu

One Mallu is a coconut stall

Two Mallus is a boat race

Three Mallus is a Gulf job racket

Four Mallus is an oil slick

UP Bhaiyya

One UP bhaiyya is a milkman

Two UP bhaiyyas is a halwai shop

Three UP bhaiyyas is a fist-fight in the UP assembly

Four UP bhaiyyas is a mosque-destruction squad

Gujju

One Gujju is a share-broker in a Bombay train

Two Gujjus is a rummy game in a Bombay train

Three Gujjus is Bombay's noisiest restaurant

Four Gujjus is a stock market scam

Forwarded by

Ashish Varghese, 1989 batch

Yahoo! India Careers: Over 50,000 jobsonline.

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