Re: OT/ER Joke/ your welcome

[Guest guest]

Hi your more than welcome. I guess with some taking a time

out and some busy today, we are the two around. I'm Patty or Melt.

Nice to meet you. I'ts a gorgeous day here in So. Ca. with some new

weather expected in the next few days. Till soon, Melt

> > OT/ER Joke

> >

> >

> > I told everyone I would pass on the joke my ER Doc

> > told me as they were inserting all kinds of lovely

> > devices into my butt, last week. Please forgive the

> > one off color word. For those of you who have suffered

> > from intestinal problems (which is most of us), I

> > think you'll appreciate the humor. There is

> > absolutely no offense intended to anyone. So, with

> > that disclaimer, here goes....

> >

> > The Debate

> >

> > The body got together one night and decided someone

> > must be boss. Of course this caused great debate and

> > quite a ruckus.

> >

> > The " Brain " said he should be boss because he

> > controlled the Central Nervous System and held the bod

> > y's ability to make decisions, and of course his

> > intelligence was par to none.

> >

> > The " Eyes " laughed haughtily and said that he should

> > be boss because he controlled the bod y's ability to

> > see life and what was going on around them. How would

> > they manage should he not be able to show them the

> > images only he could provide.

> >

> > The " Heart " said that he should be boss because not

> > only did he pump life's force thru to the body, but

> > how would they survive without the ability to feel and

> > love life to it's fullest.

> >

> > The " Stomach " said he should be boss because he

> > digested the nutrition that provided the bod y's life

> > supporting fuel.

> >

> > The " Hands " said they should be boss because they held

> > all that life had to offer the body and was able to

> > feel the rich textures of life.

> >

> > The " Legs " said he should be boss because they were

> > responsible for carrying the body thru life and made

> > sure they made it to where they needed to be in the

> > great scheme of things.

> >

> > The " Rectum " cleared his throat to explain why he

> > should be considered and all of the body parts

> > immediately laughed hysterically at him and told him

> > how repulsive a thought it was to even begin to

> > imagine.....

> >

> > He was truly insulted. So, he closed his rectal

> > muscles up just as tight as he could. After a couple

> > of days of this, the Brain became foggy and couldn't

> > remember the time of day. The eyes watered up and

> > couldn't see the light of day. The heart didn't give a

> > damn about all that " feely " kind of crap. The stomach

> > became nauseated, constipated and shut down all

> > together. The arms went crazy and pulled all the hair

> > out of the Brain's head and the Legs became so wobbly

> > they were unable to carry crap. They all took a vote

> > and unanimously cried, " The Rectum is the boss " !

> >

> > Which goes to show you....You don't have to be a Brain

> > to be Boss, just another asshole!

> >

> > Don't you just love ER Docs?

> >

> > Bridget

> >

> >

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