Re: Fwd: Letter Writing !!

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Ha! Ha!! Ha!!! (LOL)

Good ones,Ayesha !!!!

Neeti'86

>

> Fwd:

>

> Thought I would share these, they are really

> > funny....

> >

> > This is a collection of leave letters and

> > applications written by

> > people

> > from various places.

> >

> > This is Indian English at its best...

> >

> > 1. A candidate's application: " This has reference

> > to your

> > advertisement

> > calling for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or

> > Female'. As I am

> > both

> > for the past several years and I can handle both,

> > I am applying for

> > the post. "

> > ---------------

>

> > 2. An employee applied for leave as follows:

> > " Since I have to go to my

> > village to sell my land along with my wife.

> > Please sanction me one-week leave. "

> > ----------------

>

> > 3. Another employee applied for half-day leave as

> > follows: " Since I've

> > to go to the cremation ground and I may not

> > return, please grant me

> > half day casual leave. "

> > -----------------

>

> > 4. A friend of mine had written a leave letter to

> > the headmaster:

> > " As I am studying in this school I am suffering

> > from headache. I

> > request you to leave me today. "

> > -----------------

>

> > 5. A family friend of ours told an incident of

> > his friend's letter

> > " I am suffering from fever, please declare

> > holiday

> > to the school. "

> -----------------

> >

> > 6. Another leave letter written to the

> > headmaster:

> > " As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for

> the day. "

> ------------------

> >

> > 7. A covering note, " I am enclosed herewith... "

>

> ----------------

> >

> > 8. Another leave letter written to Administration

> > dept: As my

> > Mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible

> > for

> > it, please grant me

> > 10 days leave.

> ----------------

> >

> > 9. Actual letter written for application of

> > leave: " My wife is

> > suffering

> > from sickness and as I am her only husband at

> > home I may be granted

> > leave. "

> ----------------

> >

> > 10. Letter writing: " I am in well here and hope

> > you are also in the

> > same well. "

>

> ----------------

>

> Ayesha

> '96