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Cute jokes,Ashok!!...... :))

Neeti'86

PS:I can imagine my daughter rationalising--God is watching

apples,so,can i have more chocolates,now?....:))

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> A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher

said itwas physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human

because even thoughit was a very large mammal, its throat was very

small. The little girlstated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacherreiterated that a whale could not swallow a

human; it was physicallyimpossible. The little girl said, " When I

get to heaven I will ask Jonah " .The teacher asked what if Jonah went

to hell? " The little girl replied, Thenyou ask him " .

____________________________________________________ A Kindergarten

teacher was observing her classroom of children while theydrew. She

would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As shegot

to one little girl who as working diligently, she asked what the

drawingwas. The girl replied, " I'm drawing God. " The teacher paused

and said, " Butno one knows what God looks like. " Without missing a

beat, or looking upfrom her drawing, the girl replied, " They will in

a

> minute. " ______________________________________________________

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the

dishes atthe kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother has

several strandsof white hair sticking out in contrast on her

brunette head. She looked ather mother and inquisitively asked, " Why

are some of your hairs white, Mom? " Her mother replied, " Well, every

time that you do something wrong and makeme cry or unhappy, one of

my hairs turns white. " The little girl thoughtabout this revelation

for a while and then said, " Momma, how come ALL ofgrandma's hairs

are white? " _____________________________________________________

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying

topersuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. " Just think

how niceit will be to look at it when you are all grown up and

say, 'There's; she's a lawyer,' or That's . He's a

doctor.' " A small voiceat the back of the room rang out, " And there's

> the teacher. She's

dead. " _______________________________________________________A

teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying

tomake the matter clearer, she said, " Now, class, if I stood on my

head, theblood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red

in the face. " " Yes, " the class said. " Then why is it that while I am

standing upright inthe ordinary position the blood doesn't run into

my feet? " A little fellowshouted, " Cause your feet ain't empty. " __

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary

schoolfor lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of

apples. The nun madea note, and posted on the apple tray: " Take only

ONE. God is watching. " Moving further along the lunch line,at the

other end of the table was alarge pile of chocolate chip cookies. A

child had written a note, " Take allyou want. God is watching the

apples. "

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