Guest guest Posted August 3, 2004 Report Share Posted August 3, 2004 Cute jokes,Ashok!!...... ) Neeti'86 PS:I can imagine my daughter rationalising--God is watching apples,so,can i have more chocolates,now?....) > > A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said itwas physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even thoughit was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girlstated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacherreiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physicallyimpossible. The little girl said, " When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah " .The teacher asked what if Jonah went to hell? " The little girl replied, Thenyou ask him " . ____________________________________________________ A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while theydrew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As shegot to one little girl who as working diligently, she asked what the drawingwas. The girl replied, " I'm drawing God. " The teacher paused and said, " Butno one knows what God looks like. " Without missing a beat, or looking upfrom her drawing, the girl replied, " They will in a > minute. " ______________________________________________________ One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes atthe kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother has several strandsof white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked ather mother and inquisitively asked, " Why are some of your hairs white, Mom? " Her mother replied, " Well, every time that you do something wrong and makeme cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white. " The little girl thoughtabout this revelation for a while and then said, " Momma, how come ALL ofgrandma's hairs are white? " _____________________________________________________ The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying topersuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. " Just think how niceit will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's; she's a lawyer,' or That's . He's a doctor.' " A small voiceat the back of the room rang out, " And there's > the teacher. She's dead. " _______________________________________________________A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying tomake the matter clearer, she said, " Now, class, if I stood on my head, theblood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face. " " Yes, " the class said. " Then why is it that while I am standing upright inthe ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet? " A little fellowshouted, " Cause your feet ain't empty. " __ The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary schoolfor lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun madea note, and posted on the apple tray: " Take only ONE. God is watching. " Moving further along the lunch line,at the other end of the table was alarge pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, " Take allyou want. God is watching the apples. " > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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