Guest guest Posted November 26, 2004 Report Share Posted November 26, 2004 For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies. 1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 2. Mexican Nationals eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 4. Italians and French drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. Thought y'all might appreciate this little note during the holiday season-- Courtenay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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