Guest guest Posted February 18, 2006 Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 Four Expectant Fathers, Pregnancy Jokes, Labor & Delivery Humorhttp://www.nursinghumor.com/fathers -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labour.The nurse tells the first man, "Congratulations! You're the father of twins!" "What a coincidence! I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team!" The nurse returns and tells the second man, "You are the father of triplets!" "Wow, what a coincidence! I work for 3M Corporation!" When the nurse tells the third man that his wife has given birth to quadruplets. "Another coincidence! I work for Four Seasons Hotel!" At this point, the fourth guy faints. When he comes to, the others ask what's wrong. "What's wrong?! I work for Seven-Up!" posted by: Gail Neuman RNC CPHW SNP LNCstudent nurse practitioner and student midwifelistowner of LegalNurseConsulting certified high risk OB/legal nurse consultantPerinatal Nurse AssociatesNotary Public/Certified Loan Signing AgentTustin, CA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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