Guest guest Posted July 11, 1999 Report Share Posted July 11, 1999 Good one Ken!! That one made me really LOL...a tonic we all need!! HUGS!! Turbin wrote: > > > This guy loved living in Staten Island, but he wasn't crazy about the > ferry. If you missed a ferry late at night, you had to spend the next > hour or so wandering the deserted streets of lower Manhattan. > So, when he spotted a ferry no more than fifteen feet from the dock, he > decided he wouldn't subject himself to an hour's wait. He made a running > leap and landed on his hands and knees, a little bruised maybe, but safe > on deck. > He got up, brushed himself off, and announced proudly to a bystander, > " Well, I made that one, didn't I? " > " Sure did, " the bystander said. " But you should have waited a minute or > two. The ferry is just about to dock. " > > --------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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