Guest guest Posted April 29, 1999 Report Share Posted April 29, 1999 Things to Ponder: If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation. Is there another word for synonym? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do " practice " ? When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? Where do forest rangers go to " get away from it all " ? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? What was the best thing before sliced bread? If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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