A Question and a Funny

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How can I get the B-day reminder for my own selfish use. This would be a great thing for me cause latley I forget my own B-day

A biker stopped by the Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, he now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home.The owner said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry thebucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?""Hey, thanks!" the biker said, and out the door he went. But in theparking lot he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 MockingbirdLane. Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a lonelywidow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?"The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"The lady said, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens.""Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudlyproclaiming, WOW! What a ride!"