Guest guest Posted June 24, 2004 Report Share Posted June 24, 2004 A man meets a beautiful brunette and decides he wants to marry her rightaway.She tells him they don't know anything about each other. He tells herthat it's fine, they can learn about each other as they go along. Sheconsents, they marry... then leave for their honeymoon to a very niceresort.One morning as they are lying by the pool, he gets up,climbs the 10meter board, and fluidly performs a two and a half tuck full gainerfollowed by threerotations in a jackknife position, then straightens out and cuts thewater like a knife.After a few more demonstrations, he comes back and eases back on histowel. Very excited, she says, "That was incredible!""I used to be an Olympic diving champion," he says. "You see, I told youwe'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."The brunette gets up, jumps in the pool, and starts doing laps. Afterabout fiftylaps, she climbs back out and lies down on her towel, hardly out ofbreath.Very excited, he says, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympicendurance swimmer?""No," she answers. "I was a hooker in Laredo, Texas, and I worked bothsidesof the river." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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