FW: FRIENDS

[Guest guest]

De!!!!

You made my day! Now that's the kind of humor I love and appreciate.

Be good to yourself,LizSome day's you're the dog, and some days you're the hydrantAttitude determines altitude. - unknown

[Guest guest]

Are you tired of all those sissy " friendship " poems that always sound good,

but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises

that really speaks to true friendship -- share the love:

1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the

sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much

worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.

I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why?, you may ask. Because you

are my friend.

Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help

you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

[Guest guest]

I try to do my part! Hahahahaha

De

Faith is the ability to not panic.

-----Original Message-----From: lzwilkinson@... Sent: Monday, March 15, 2004 11:16 AMTo: HepatitisCSupportGroupForDummies Subject: Re: FW: FRIENDS

De!!!!

You made my day! Now that's the kind of humor I love and appreciate.

Be good to yourself,LizSome day's you're the dog, and some days you're the hydrantAttitude determines altitude. - unknown