Guest guest Posted August 18, 1999 Report Share Posted August 18, 1999 Boy am I a REAL MOM!!! Thanks for the laugh! Delacy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 18, 1999 Report Share Posted August 18, 1999 Boy am I a REAL MOM!!! Thanks for the laugh! Delacy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest guest Posted August 20, 1999 Report Share Posted August 20, 1999 That really nails it to the wall! I can tell you a few more think that don't come out a shag carpet, and I make a rule to never look in the sandbox. If it is missing it will not be of any use to me again. I have two kitchens in the house and one in our travel trailer. So, usually there is backup in the travel trailer! My vacuum has suck up more than I would ever want to know about. It is amazing how normal children react to the vacuum cleaner after a few good sucking sessions of babies shoe or what ever all stuff can be eaten. On the other hand Jen will start her stemming and this moves Kim my normal daughter in to a panic of save the toys! We came home early from the shore vacation. Jen ran in front of a truck a the camping grounds. The driver got stopped in time and she is ok. Jen attacked me very aggressively on the boardwalk at Ocean City land ran through a store in tantrum. I'm a little black and blue under my one arm and I was bit in my left arm, but she did not break the skin. After the tantrum was over she began to cry and I comforted her. It took awhile but she got herself together. The good news is Jen and Kim loved the ocean as usual and had a fun time! Take Care, Beverly Weakley Mom of Jen Fw: Real Mothers > >> > >> > >> Real Mothers > >> > >> Real Mothers don't eat quiche; they don't have time to make it. > >> > >> Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably in the > >> sandbox. > >> > >> Real Mothers often have sticky floors, filthy ovens and happy kids. > >> > >> Real Mothers know that dried playdough doesn't come out of shag carpet. > >> > >> Real Mothers don't want to know what the vacuum just sucked up. > >> > >> Real Mothers sometimes ask " Why me? " and get their answer when a little > >> voice says, " Because I love you best. " > >> > >> Real Mothers know that a child's growth is not measured by height or > >> years > >> or grade. . . > >> > It is marked by the progression of Mama to Mommy to Mom... > >> > >> > >> *-.,,.-*-;-*-.,,.-*-;-*-.,,.-*-;-*-.,,.-*-;-*-.,,.-*-;-*-.,,.-*-;-*-. > >> > >> READ ON.......... > >> The Images of Mother: > >> > >> 4 YEARS OF AGE > >> My Mommy can do anything! > >> > >> 8 YEARS OF AGE > >>My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot! > > >> 12 YEARS OF AGE > >> My Mother doesn't really know quite everything. > >> > >> 14 YEARS OF AGE > >> Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either. > >> > >> 16 YEARS OF AGE > >> Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned. > >> > >> 18 YEARS OF AGE > >> That old woman? She's way out of date! > >> > >> 25 YEARS OF AGE > >> Well, she might know a little bit about it. > >> > >> 35 YEARS OF AGE > >> Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion. > >> > >> 45 YEARS OF AGE > >> Wonder what Mom would have thought about it? > >> > >> > >> 65 YEARS OF AGE > >> Wish I could talk it over with Mom..... > >> > > --------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 20, 1999 Report Share Posted August 20, 1999 That really nails it to the wall! I can tell you a few more think that don't come out a shag carpet, and I make a rule to never look in the sandbox. If it is missing it will not be of any use to me again. I have two kitchens in the house and one in our travel trailer. So, usually there is backup in the travel trailer! My vacuum has suck up more than I would ever want to know about. It is amazing how normal children react to the vacuum cleaner after a few good sucking sessions of babies shoe or what ever all stuff can be eaten. On the other hand Jen will start her stemming and this moves Kim my normal daughter in to a panic of save the toys! We came home early from the shore vacation. Jen ran in front of a truck a the camping grounds. The driver got stopped in time and she is ok. Jen attacked me very aggressively on the boardwalk at Ocean City land ran through a store in tantrum. I'm a little black and blue under my one arm and I was bit in my left arm, but she did not break the skin. After the tantrum was over she began to cry and I comforted her. It took awhile but she got herself together. The good news is Jen and Kim loved the ocean as usual and had a fun time! Take Care, Beverly Weakley Mom of Jen Fw: Real Mothers > >> > >> > >> Real Mothers > >> > >> Real Mothers don't eat quiche; they don't have time to make it. > >> > >> Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably in the > >> sandbox. > >> > >> Real Mothers often have sticky floors, filthy ovens and happy kids. > >> > >> Real Mothers know that dried playdough doesn't come out of shag carpet. > >> > >> Real Mothers don't want to know what the vacuum just sucked up. > >> > >> Real Mothers sometimes ask " Why me? " and get their answer when a little > >> voice says, " Because I love you best. " > >> > >> Real Mothers know that a child's growth is not measured by height or > >> years > >> or grade. . . > >> > It is marked by the progression of Mama to Mommy to Mom... > >> > >> > >> *-.,,.-*-;-*-.,,.-*-;-*-.,,.-*-;-*-.,,.-*-;-*-.,,.-*-;-*-.,,.-*-;-*-. > >> > >> READ ON.......... > >> The Images of Mother: > >> > >> 4 YEARS OF AGE > >> My Mommy can do anything! > >> > >> 8 YEARS OF AGE > >>My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot! > > >> 12 YEARS OF AGE > >> My Mother doesn't really know quite everything. > >> > >> 14 YEARS OF AGE > >> Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either. > >> > >> 16 YEARS OF AGE > >> Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned. > >> > >> 18 YEARS OF AGE > >> That old woman? She's way out of date! > >> > >> 25 YEARS OF AGE > >> Well, she might know a little bit about it. > >> > >> 35 YEARS OF AGE > >> Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion. > >> > >> 45 YEARS OF AGE > >> Wonder what Mom would have thought about it? > >> > >> > >> 65 YEARS OF AGE > >> Wish I could talk it over with Mom..... > >> > > --------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 20, 1999 Report Share Posted August 20, 1999 That really nails it to the wall! I can tell you a few more think that don't come out a shag carpet, and I make a rule to never look in the sandbox. If it is missing it will not be of any use to me again. I have two kitchens in the house and one in our travel trailer. So, usually there is backup in the travel trailer! My vacuum has suck up more than I would ever want to know about. It is amazing how normal children react to the vacuum cleaner after a few good sucking sessions of babies shoe or what ever all stuff can be eaten. On the other hand Jen will start her stemming and this moves Kim my normal daughter in to a panic of save the toys! We came home early from the shore vacation. Jen ran in front of a truck a the camping grounds. The driver got stopped in time and she is ok. Jen attacked me very aggressively on the boardwalk at Ocean City land ran through a store in tantrum. I'm a little black and blue under my one arm and I was bit in my left arm, but she did not break the skin. After the tantrum was over she began to cry and I comforted her. It took awhile but she got herself together. The good news is Jen and Kim loved the ocean as usual and had a fun time! Take Care, Beverly Weakley Mom of Jen Fw: Real Mothers > >> > >> > >> Real Mothers > >> > >> Real Mothers don't eat quiche; they don't have time to make it. > >> > >> Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably in the > >> sandbox. > >> > >> Real Mothers often have sticky floors, filthy ovens and happy kids. > >> > >> Real Mothers know that dried playdough doesn't come out of shag carpet. > >> > >> Real Mothers don't want to know what the vacuum just sucked up. > >> > >> Real Mothers sometimes ask " Why me? " and get their answer when a little > >> voice says, " Because I love you best. " > >> > >> Real Mothers know that a child's growth is not measured by height or > >> years > >> or grade. . . > >> > It is marked by the progression of Mama to Mommy to Mom... > >> > >> > >> *-.,,.-*-;-*-.,,.-*-;-*-.,,.-*-;-*-.,,.-*-;-*-.,,.-*-;-*-.,,.-*-;-*-. > >> > >> READ ON.......... > >> The Images of Mother: > >> > >> 4 YEARS OF AGE > >> My Mommy can do anything! > >> > >> 8 YEARS OF AGE > >>My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot! > > >> 12 YEARS OF AGE > >> My Mother doesn't really know quite everything. > >> > >> 14 YEARS OF AGE > >> Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either. > >> > >> 16 YEARS OF AGE > >> Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned. > >> > >> 18 YEARS OF AGE > >> That old woman? She's way out of date! > >> > >> 25 YEARS OF AGE > >> Well, she might know a little bit about it. > >> > >> 35 YEARS OF AGE > >> Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion. > >> > >> 45 YEARS OF AGE > >> Wonder what Mom would have thought about it? > >> > >> > >> 65 YEARS OF AGE > >> Wish I could talk it over with Mom..... > >> > > --------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 I love this; it brings tears to my eyes. It is so true. love and blessings Pat K Mothers MOTHERS (From Mommy to Mom to Mother) Real Mothers don't eat quiche; They don't have time to make it. Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably in the sandbox. Real Mothers often have sticky floors, filthy ovens and happy kids. Real Mothers know that dried play dough doesn't come out of carpets. Real Mothers don't want to know what the vacuum just sucked up. Real Mothers sometimes ask 'Why me?' And get their answer when a little voice says, 'Because I love you best.' Real Mothers know that a child's growth is not measured by height or years or grade... It is marked by the progression of Mommy to Mom to Mother ... The Images of Mother 4 YEARS OF AGE - My Mommy can do anything! 8 YEARS OF AGE - My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot! 12 YEARS OF AGE - My Mother doesn't really know quite everything. 14 YEARS OF AGE - Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either. 16 YEARS OF AGE - Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned. 18 YEARS OF AGE - That old woman? She's way out of date! 25 YEARS OF AGE - Well, she might know a little bit about it! 35 YEARS OF AGE - Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion. 45 YEARS OF AGE - Wonder what Mom would have thought about it? 65 YEARS OF AGE - Wish I could talk it over with Mom. The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, Because that is the doorway to her heart, The place where love resides.. The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole, But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly gives, the passion that she shows, and the beauty of a woman with passing years only grows! Sharon Big savings on Dell XPS Laptops and Desktops! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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