You will get a laugh from this one.

[Guest guest]

Modern Age Grocery Store

>

> The new supermarket near our house has an automatic

> water mister to keep the

> produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the

> sound of a thunderstorm

> and smell fresh rain.

>

> When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows

> mooing and witness the scent

> of fresh butter fat.

>

> When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle

> and the air is filled

> with the pleasing aroma of eggs frying.

>

> So far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet

> paper aisle.