Guest guest Posted August 27, 2006 Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 FW: Lotto Ticket One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring: Where did you get that ring? " her husband asks. " Well, she replies, " My boss and I played the lotto and we won, so I bought it with my share of the winnings. " A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat. " Where did you get that coat? " her husband asks. She replies " My boss and I played the lotto and we won again, so I bought it with my share of the winnings. " Another week later, his wife comes home, driving a flaming Ferrari, " How could you afford that car? " her husband asks. You guessed it: Her share of the lotto winnings. That night, the wife asks her husband to run her a nice warm bath while she gets undressed. When she enters the bathroom, she finds that there is barely enough water in the bath to cover the plug. " What's this? " she asks her husband. " Well, " he replies, " we don't want to get your lotto ticket wet, do we? " nne Harper Senior Collections Officer DIVISIONS INCLUDE: Labourpower Recruitment Services Masgold Recruitment Services LP Consulting Services Labourpower Training Services -------------------------------------------------------- Head Office Port Botany - NSW Tel: 02 8336 6200 Fax: 02 8336 6200 Granville - NSW Tel: 02 9682 8600 Fax: 02 9682 8601 Gosford - NSW Tel: 02 4337 1900 Fax: 02 4337 1901 Ultimo - NSW Tel: 02 8204 0100 Fax: 02 8221 9527 Moonee Ponds - VIC Tel: 03 9373 0600 Fax: 03 9373 0601 Opening Sep 06! Port Brisbane - QLD Tel: 02 4337 1900 Fax: 02 4337 1901 Moorooka - QLD Tel: 07 3426 4500 Fax: 07 3426 4505 Toowoomba - QLD Tel: 07 4638 1515, 4277 Fax: 07 4639 4278 Airlie Beach -QLD Tel: 07 4948 7788 Fax: 07 4948 7799 Adelaide - SA TOLL FREE: 1800 080 008 Perth - WA FTOLL FREE: 1800 080 008 Come and see our new Warehouse and Traning Facilities at Granville - NSW! -------------------------------------------------------- This email may contain confidential/privileged information and is intended solely for the person or entity to which it is addressed. Any review, dissemination, retransmission, copying, or printing of this message by persons other than the intended recipient is strictly prohibited. If you have received this transmission in error please contact the sender and delete this message from your computer. Any views and opinions expressed in this transmission are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Labourpower Group. It is the addressee/recipient duty to virus scan and otherwise test the information provided before loading onto any computer system. Labourpower Group does not warrant that the information is free of a virus or any other defect or error. This email is confidential and intended for the addressee(s) only. If you are not the addressee, please notify the sender and delete the message. Do not use the content in any other way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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