[Fwd: FW: Joke: I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS..........]

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> *I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS.......... *

>

> A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde woman

wave at

> him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place

where

> he

> knows her from.

>

> So he says, " Do you know me? "

>

> She replies, " I think you're the father of one of my kids. "

>

> Now his mind travels back to the only time he as ever been unfaithful

to

> his

> wife and says, " My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party

that I

> laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your

partner

> whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my

butt??? "

>

> She looks into his eyes and calmly says, " No, I'm your son's math

> teacher. "

>

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