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September 3, 2006

Little ny joke!

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>>> " Lily Inmala " 08/28/06 10:22 am >>>

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Teacher: " Children, tomorrow I would like you to give me an example of

a

development that is currently being built near your home and what are

the

advantages of this new development.

At the end of the class, the teacher asks that all the little girls

remain

behind for 5 minutes.

Teacher: " Young ladies, I have received numerous complaints from your

parents concerning Little ny's' crude remarks. It is very likely

that

tomorrow he is going to say something dirty and that is why I am

asking you

all, to avoid any further problems - that if he says anything that

appears

rude, I would like you all to get up and leave the classroom. "

Everybody agreed to this plan.

Next day -

Teacher: " Is everybody ready with their assignment? Go ahead Anita. "

Anita: " Near my home, a supermarket is being built. Now my mommy

doesn't

have to walk so far to get bread and milk. "

Teacher: " Very good Anita! Yes - Suzie! "

Suzie: " Near my home, they are building a furniture factory. My daddy

is a

carpenter and this permits him to work near home. "

Teacher: " Excellent, thank-you Suzie! "

At this point, little ny's hand shoots up and the Teacher asks:

" Oh

heavens, ny tell me what new development is being built near your

home. "

Little ny: " Near my home, they are building a brothel. "

All the young ladies get up and proceed to leave.

Little ny: " Hey relax sluts .......... it hasn't opened yet! "

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