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>>They Walk Among Us!

>>Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge,

>>he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: " Free to good

>>home.

>>You want it, you take it. " For three days the fridge sat there without

>>even

>>one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were

>>too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed

>>the sign to read: " Fridge for sale $50. " The next day someone stole it.

>> Caution...

>> They Walk Among Us

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>>While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which

>>direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking

>>him up every morning. She asked, " Does the sun rise in the north? " When

>>my brother explained

>>that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime,

>>she shook her head and said, " Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff. "

>> They Walk Among Us!

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>>I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got

>>a

>>call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open.

>>I told him, " The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day,

>>

>>7 days a week. " He responded, " Is that Eastern or Pacific time? " Wanting

>>to end the call quickly, I said, " Uh, Pacific " .

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>>My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we

>>overheard

>>one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on

>>her

>>weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but " didn't

>>think

>>she'd get sunburned because the car was moving " .

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>>My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a

>>seat belt

>>if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk...

>> They Walk Among Us!

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>>My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were

>>discounted 10%.

>>Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2

>>times 10% and

>>gave us a 20% discount....

>> They Walk Among Us!

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>>I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring

>>attached to an

>>earring by a chain. My friend said, " Wouldn't the

>>chain rip out every time she turned

>>her head? " I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same

>>distance apart

>>no matter which way the head is turned...

>> They Walk Among

>>Us!

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>>I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the

>>lost luggage

>>office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled

>>and

>>told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in

>>good

>>hands. " Now, " she asked me, " has your plane arrived yet? " ...

>> They Walk Among Us!

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>>While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to

>>go.

>>He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut

>>into 4

>>pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding.

>> " Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6

>>pieces.

>> Yep, They Walk Among Us!

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