Re: The best break up letter...EVER!

[Guest guest]

Yeah Baby!!!!

Stick that one in a pipe and smoke it!!!

Hee Hee

Love

Janet

anne wrote:

A soldier stationed in Iraq recently received a " Dear " letter from

his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just

too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've

been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please

return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love, Becky..............

The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any

snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends. In

addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the

pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that

envelope.... along with this note:

Dear Becky,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the **** you are. Please take your

picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care,

Ricky